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‘Who got into the teal paint?’ is the best 91-second mystery on the internet
Cassidy Toombs shares TikToks of the comings and goings on her small farm, which are a charming glimpse into life in rural America. In a recent clip that’s gone viral, her partner turned detective to discover who – or what – had tangled with five gallons of exterior teal paint. There was plenty of evidence. […]
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If your car doesn’t have a weasel – you’re missing out
We were under the impression that the little well in the car door was to make it incredibly difficult to clean and that car manufacturers were just evil, but now we know what it’s really for we’re seeing them in a different light. @kseniaigorevna._ Проснулись-потянулись #tyumen72 #recomendation #горностай ♬ оригинальный звук – Ксения Жуланова According […]
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James Blunt had the best response for someone who just found him on Twitter
Latest in an occasional series, James Blunt comeback of the day is this, after someone realised for the first time that he wa rather good at Twitter. Here’s what @whererhumans had to say. To which Blunt replied … Boom. Which got us in the mood for some of his other winning tweets from the year […]
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This ‘two-for-one special’ is a double takedown for the ages
We’ve featured plenty of memorable comebacks on these pages, but not often do you get such a stellar two-for-one special as this one. It’s just gone viral again on Reddit after it was shared by beerbellybegone. And just a few of the things people said about it. ‘Oh damn, it’s not the sun we need […]
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the poke - 1 year ago
This cat’s response to a dog taking back their basket is 10/10
If you only watch one funny cat (and dog) video today, make it this one. ‘Stop filming and help me human, wtf,’ said takk__ over on Reddit. Awww! “I’m going to lie down in my bed now. If you’re still in there, that’s your problem.” Candoran ‘This cat loves that mf.’ treestumptoilet ‘And that mf […]
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A pro-Trump reporter interviewing a pro-Trump family doesn’t go how you’d expect
A reporter from the pro-Trump Right Side Broadcasting Network didn’t quite get the footage he’d hoped for when he interviewed this family at a Trump rally in Selma, Alabama. “What are you excited for?” “I’m going to see Joe Biden.” Someone named u/Smartercow shared the clip on Reddit’s r/Unexpected forum, and it’s definitely the right […]
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A boss told their gym staff not to discuss wages and their response was simply brilliant
Here’s a fabulous tale to make your day better, which began when Redditor AMasterfulWriter shared the warning note put up in their workplace by their boss. It told them they were ‘strictly forbidden’ from discussing their wages, warning then that there employment could be ‘terminated for any reason without legal percussion’ [sic]. Is this sign […]
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the poke - 1 year ago
Kay Burley’s takedown of this Tory minister over Rishi Sunak’s tax millions is magnificently done
Just how much – or how little – in tax Rishi Sunak and his family have been paying continues to dominate the headlines. The chancellor is doing his utmost to draw a big thick line under the whole thing – by getting a publicly-funded enquiry into who grassed up his non-dom wife, Akshata Murty. But […]
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Probably the best viral kitty obstacle challenge you’ll see this week
Mia is a beautiful white cat with heterochromia – different-coloured eyes. She is the star of the YouTube channel mmeowmmia. One recurring theme of the videos is the challenges that Mia’s owner sets for her – like these: A compilation of Mia’s challenges recently went wildly viral on Twitter, due to this tweet. Katzen! 😹😻 […]
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What has a person said that made you think ‘This person is an idiot’? – 17 stunners
If you think you’ve never said anything stupid, think again. We’ve all done it and we’ll all do it again – but some people really take the biscuit. Over on r/AskReddit, u/Kat_in-the_hat posed this question. What is one thing a person has said to you that made you think ‘wow this person is an idiot’? […]
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the poke - 1 year ago
People love this unexpectedly wholesome chat-up exchange
It’s so rare for the private messages that end up on the internet to be something that won’t have you running for the eye bleach that it’s a refreshing change when one is genuinely wholesome. This post by u/bigrabbit683 is one of those exceptions. Reddit users were pleasantly surprised. That is wholesome AF. I hope […]
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the poke - 1 year ago
Facepalm of the Day goes to this spectacular petrol pump fail
Although Reddit user u/Styr0foam chose to post this clip to r/funny we think it might have been more suited to r/facepalm. See what you think. Of course, she got panned. If you don’t see the fuel tank door on the side of the car you’re checking, there’s a good chance it’s on the other side […]
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17 favourite things people are saying about Rishi Sunak after the chancellor’s worst week
It’s been a most taxing week for Rishi Sunak, which makes a change for the chancellor and his wife Akshata Murty. The unimaginably wealthy couple have faced no end of questions over their personal finances after it was revealed Murty saves a fortune on her taxes by being classified as a ‘non-dom’. Then it turns […]
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the poke - 1 year ago
This shop’s not taking any nonsense from its customers and people loved it
Latest in an occasional series, shop sign of the week goes to this establishment, a photo shared by Redditor polarsaurusfann who said: ‘I love this sign.’ And just a few of the things people said about it. ‘Great sign, and I love that last line.’ amor_fati_42 ‘Thats too many words for the folks who refuse […]
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‘The most legendary push-up ever’ had the whole internet cheering
Well this is quite the watch, ‘the most legendary push-up ever’ from American Ninja Warrior which has just gone viral on Reddit. We’re breathless just watching it. Incredible! Never have we felt more physically inadequate (and that’s saying something). ‘That was crazy !!🔥🔥’ IggyDontSweat ‘Yeah right, his core strength is so amazing.’ SouthernIngenuity257 ‘I was […]
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‘What is the best response to “you are ugly”?’ – 17 beautiful smackdowns
Everyone loves a good comeback, and these 17 are to a very particular insult. Specifically, this one, after Redditor Pretend_Cookie7401 asked this. “What is the best response to ‘you are ugly’?” And the smackdowns came thick and fast. These 17 were particularly beautiful. 1. ‘I guess that makes two of us.’ midnightsupernatural 2. ‘To slightly […]
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These employers’ so-called ‘red flags’ had people hollering into next week
To the corner of Reddit called ‘antiwork’ where people call out bosses you really wouldn’t want to work for. And sometimes, you wouldn’t want to be interviewed by them either. And these four are surely a classic case in point, after someone asked people for their ‘red flags when hiring – spiciest takes only’. ‘Why […]
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Jimmy Kimmel’s takedown of Marjorie Taylor Greene after she reported his joke to police is 4 minutes well spent
You may have seen by now how Republican congresswoman, conspiracy theorist and all-round free speech warrior Marjorie Taylor Greene was so offended by a joke by late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel that she reported it to police. .@ABC, this threat of violence against me by @jimmykimmel has been filed with the @CapitolPolice. pic.twitter.com/nxYX1LF2jK […]
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This tiny sumo wrestler is cute – but what the huge sumo wrestler does is even cuter
At Japan’s Naki Sumo Festival, sumo wrestlers try – and succeed – to make babies cry, because their crying is supposed to drive away demons and protect the children. Here’s how it works. Just because they make babies cry for the festival, doesn’t mean they do it at any other time. Akiyoshi Nagai – @rien0514 […]
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‘What used to mean you’re rich but now means the opposite?’ – 21 on the money giveaways
There are certain things people own that scream out that they have more money than they know what to do with, like a ridiculously watch that still does nothing more exciting than tell the time. Or two ridiculous watches, one on each wrist. We only mention this after Redditor kaybee666 asked this. “What used to […]
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‘What is the best response to “you are ugly”?’ – 17 beautiful smackdowns
the poke - 1 year ago
Everyone loves a good comeback, and these 17 are to a very particular insult. Specifically, this one, after Redditor Pretend_Cookie7401 asked this.
“What is the best response to ‘you are ugly’?”
And the smackdowns came thick and fast. These 17 were particularly beautiful.
1.
‘I guess that makes two of us.’ midnightsupernatural
2.
‘To slightly rephrase: “Hopefully that’s the only thing we have in common.” AGRANMA
3.
‘And I still wouldn’t sleep with you.’ drblah1
4.
‘Thanks you too.’ mari1819
5.
‘And let me guess, you have a “great personality.” InsomniaticWanderer
6.
‘Burst into tears and run off.’ BigPZ
7.
“Could be worse, could be you” Jhawk163
8.
‘Coming from you, that means absolutely nothing to me.’ u-ok-yokai
9.
‘I’ve been called worse by better people.’ tommytraddles
10.
I have the face that only your mother could love rexsaurs
11.
‘Thats just like your opinion, man.’ lmp112584
12.
‘Yeah well so am i!
‘Leave em confused.’ BoyStallion
13.
‘I wasnt born to please your eyes bitch.’ CurrencySlight2497
14.
‘I go with a shrug and “I know.”, completely deadpan. I don’t like giving a response with open emotion, as I assume that’s what people want when they say stuff like that. Not playing that game lol.’ CalypsoContinuum
15.
‘Tell them to suck a fart out of your asshole. Works every time.’ No-Amount4267
16.
‘Simply pull out an Uno reverse card.’ MasterOfPancakes33
