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WATCH: The only hip-hop tutorial you’ll need to get you through lockdown - the poke

WATCH: The only hip-hop tutorial you’ll need to get you through lockdown

Hollyoaks star Joe Tracini is inspiring a locked nation with another ridiculously funny dance tutorial. Shot in his garden Tracini donned a leotard, and shares his easy-to-learn viral dance steps. ACTIVE DANCE TUTORIAL-HIP HOP pic.twitter.com/zWMx3d2y6I — Joe Tracini (@joetracini) April 9, 2020 The post WATCH: The only hip-hop tutorial you’ll need to get you through lockdown appeared first on The Poke.
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Bar Owner Removes $3,714 Stapled To The Walls To Pay Staff During Coronavirus Crisis: ‘We’re All In This Together’ - bored panda

Bar Owner Removes $3,714 Stapled To The Walls To Pay Staff During Coronavirus Crisis: ‘We’re All In This Together’

The Sand Bar in Tybee Island, Georgia used to have dollar notes on their walls as decorations but the owner has recently decided to remove them so that she can pay her staff during the coronavirus lockdown.
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Man Builds Two Kitty Towers Inside His Home And Now Everyone’s Cats Are Jealous - bored panda

Man Builds Two Kitty Towers Inside His Home And Now Everyone’s Cats Are Jealous

Cats are natural-born climbers and most of them enjoy being in high places. Whether it's a high shelf or the top of the refrigerator, kitties feel really comfortable in the upper half of the room, keeping an eye on the surroundings below them with greater confidence.
bored panda - 6 hours ago
BBC Sports presenter’s hilarious dog commentary video goes viral - the poke

BBC Sports presenter’s hilarious dog commentary video goes viral

BBC sports commentator Andrew Cotter who, without actual sports to commentate on, has turned his attention to his two labradors Olive and Mabel. The short clip, which features the dogs ‘racing’ to finish their food,  has viewed more than 9 Million times in 24hrs. I was bored. pic.twitter.com/bVoC0hyNzC — Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) March 27, 2020 […] The post BBC Sports presenter’s hilarious dog commentary video goes viral appeared first on The Poke.
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The 25 funniest tweets of the week - the poke

The 25 funniest tweets of the week

There isn’t a single person who doesn’t need to find something to laugh at right now, so we’ve collected twenty-five tweets to help you do just that. 1. Thinking about watching #SlidingDoors on BBC1. Though I’m worried about the consequences if I don’t. — Richard Osman (@richardosman) April 3, 2020 2. Told my mum she […] The post The 25 funniest tweets of the week appeared first on The Poke.
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14 Unique And Creative Face Masks - bored panda

14 Unique And Creative Face Masks

Some people are facing this crisis in style and have designed incredibly creative and unique face masks.
bored panda - 10 hours ago
Only 4 responses you need to the idea that churches should open for Easter - the poke

Only 4 responses you need to the idea that churches should open for Easter

Some people, it appears, think that churches should be allowed to open for Easter because nothing, not even a global pandemic, should get in the way of an Easter service. When we say ‘some people’, it appears to be former Bishop of Rochester Michael Nazir-Ali and the occasional Tory MP such as this chap who, […] The post Only 4 responses you need to the idea that churches should open for Easter appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 1 day ago
This exchange on Cornwall Live takes a screechingly unexpected turn - the poke

This exchange on Cornwall Live takes a screechingly unexpected turn

We’re grateful to @twlldun on Twitter for highlighting this exchange on the Cornwall Live Facebook page. So many questions, so many. Torn between hoping he’s genuine and hoping he’s a magnificent comic creation. — . (@twlldun) April 9, 2020 “GIVE ME MY OWL BACK, SANDRA” pic.twitter.com/q8wQkSiRPV — Kevin Fingleton (@kfingleton) April 9, 2020 "Give me […] The post This exchange on Cornwall Live takes a screechingly unexpected turn appeared first on The Poke.
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15 funny reactions to our weird quarantine life - the poke

15 funny reactions to our weird quarantine life

Lots of things can help during lockdown: Exercise Healthy food A routine Plenty of distractions Now, distract yourself with these funny things people have been tweeting about the weird situation. 1. I was throwing grapes in the air and catching them in my mouth, and then I stopped because I remembered I live alone and […] The post 15 funny reactions to our weird quarantine life appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 1 day ago
You Think Coronavirus Is Scary? This Nurses Viral Post Shows It’s Worse Than You Imagine - bored panda

You Think Coronavirus Is Scary? This Nurses Viral Post Shows It’s Worse Than You Imagine

The nurse Aleixandrea Macias has been working in a makeshift ICU for days now. In her viral post, she recounted all the most horrifying details of what the coronavirus frontline is really like. “No one has left our unit yet except in a body bag.”
bored panda - 1 day ago
Simply 9 times Emily Maitlis was our absolute queen - the poke

Simply 9 times Emily Maitlis was our absolute queen

Everyone’s talking about Emily Maitlis today after her awesome opening monologue to last night’s Newsnight gave the lie to the idea that coronavirus is a ‘great leveller’ between rich and poor. Emily Maitlis with powerful words that needed saying tonight. pic.twitter.com/yqNgxlHoJU — Huw (@ed_son) April 8, 2020 It wasn’t the first time that she’s brilliantly […] The post Simply 9 times Emily Maitlis was our absolute queen appeared first on The Poke.
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This guy got mad because these free chairs were pick-up only and his fury is something else - the poke

This guy got mad because these free chairs were pick-up only and his fury is something else

In today’s episode of people for whom free stuff isn’t just good enough comes this guy who was interested in these free chairs. Except he was only interested in them if they were also dropped off outside his house because, well, he’s not going to collect them himself. ‘Dude … I was offering free chairs […] The post This guy got mad because these free chairs were pick-up only and his fury is something else appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 1 day ago
On-screen characters with thumbs up instead of guns is the wholesome content we all need - the poke

On-screen characters with thumbs up instead of guns is the wholesome content we all need

The Thumbs and Ammo blog takes some of the most iconic gun-toting images and gives them a friendlier makeover, by swapping the guns for thumbs. It’s just what we need right now. Like this: We thumbed through their work – see what we did there! – and gathered our faves. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. […] The post On-screen characters with thumbs up instead of guns is the wholesome content we all need appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 1 day ago
We asked for your homemade album covers and you stepped up – 14 favourites - the poke

We asked for your homemade album covers and you stepped up – 14 favourites

We’re all going to need to use every bit of creativity we can muster to keep ourselves entertained during the lockdown. Not to mention any children locked down with us. We started by doing this: Spend your time at home wisely by recreating a famous album cover and we'll round up the best! Here's what […] The post We asked for your homemade album covers and you stepped up – 14 favourites appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 1 day ago
Emily Maitlis has just gone viral with this brilliant myth-busting monologue about coronavirus - the poke

Emily Maitlis has just gone viral with this brilliant myth-busting monologue about coronavirus

Emily Maitlis was receiving no end of plaudits this morning for her opening monologue on the BBC’s Newsnight last night which took on some of the misleading language about coronavirus going around right now. Not least the claim that it ‘affects everyone equally’ and that it can be survived by showing ‘strength of character’ and […] The post Emily Maitlis has just gone viral with this brilliant myth-busting monologue about coronavirus appeared first on The Poke.
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Trump wants to mine the Moon but people think he’s full of it – the 7 funniest comments - the poke

Trump wants to mine the Moon but people think he’s full of it – the 7 funniest comments

Donald Trump has been very busy recently, trying to peddle a medicine which he claims can cure Covid-19, despite no tests to prove it, but he put that on the backburner to deal with more pressing business – *checks notes* mining rights to the Moon. Trump takes break from coronavirus crisis to sign order for […] The post Trump wants to mine the Moon but people think he’s full of it – the 7 funniest comments appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 1 day ago
This Couple Made A Mini Art Museum For Their Two Pet Gerbils - bored panda

This Couple Made A Mini Art Museum For Their Two Pet Gerbils

Everyone is coping with the current world situation in different ways. Well, this London couple found a pretty unique way to brighten up their day.
bored panda - 2 days ago
This police chief has a (very NSFW) message for anyone thinking of going out this weekend - the poke

This police chief has a (very NSFW) message for anyone thinking of going out this weekend

This police chief’s message about people insisting on going out despite coronavirus went wildly viral because it’s very entertaining and makes an awful lot of sense. Police Chief of Uganda loosing his cool over people breaking curfew.#QuarantineAndChill pic.twitter.com/rME49jSY3z — Khalil (@sehnaoui) April 7, 2020 People’s replies suggested he’s probably not Ugandan though, just in case […] The post This police chief has a (very NSFW) message for anyone thinking of going out this weekend appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 2 days ago
Guy Recreates His Favorite Travel Photos Inside His House During Quarantine - bored panda

Guy Recreates His Favorite Travel Photos Inside His House During Quarantine

Though we're used to thousands of digitally influential people posting their travels around the world, now the image begins to shift. Travel blogger Elnar Mansurov from Russia decided to show what his photos would be like if he traveled without leaving his home.
bored panda - 2 days ago
Person Keeps Making Eye Contact With Guy In The Next Building, Decides To Befriend Him Through Window Notes - bored panda

Person Keeps Making Eye Contact With Guy In The Next Building, Decides To Befriend Him Through Window Notes

Steve had enough of that eye contact with the neighbor across the street and decided to make friends the quarantine way. He glued a couple of "want 2 be friends" sheets on a window, and the chat began!
bored panda - 2 days ago
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The 8 hottest takes on Rory Stewart’s bathwater habits

The 8 hottest takes on Rory Stewart’s bathwater habits

the poke - 1 month ago

Rory Stewart is once again in the news, and yet again its for a non-political reason. The London mayoral candidate told the Jeremy Vine Show that he and his family share bathwater, both for environmental reasons and to save money.

This is how the Mirror reported it.

It was too much of an open goal for Twitter to resist, so we werent surprised to see reactions like these.

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This conclusion from @agirlcalledlina made a horrible kind of sense.

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Rory Stewart has slept in the homes of more than 500 strangers 9 hilarious reactions

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