Congress Cancels Thursday Session After Authorities Warn Of Looming Plot To Pass Stimulus Bill WASHINGTON—Responding swiftly to the credible threat, Congress was reportedly forced to cancel its Thursday session after authorities warned of a looming plot to pass the stimulus bill. “Intelligence officials have informed us of a deeply unsettling plot to pass a nearly $2 trillion stimulus bill—a frightening plot…Read more...

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Little Black Cat Sounds Like a Stalling Engine A little black cat named Shorty of the feline duo Shorty and Cody sat inside her beloved cardboard box and made adorable revving noises that made her sound like a stalling engine trying to start while her beloved human Rob played a bit of peek-a-boo with her. Shorty usually does... Follow Laughing Squid on Facebook, Twitter, and Subscribe by Email. The post Little Black Cat Sounds Like a Stalling Engine first appeared on Laughing Squid.

Gay Guy Comes Out To His Grandpa, Grandpa’s Wholesome Response Goes Viral This gay man came out to his grandpa. In return, grandpa sent him one of the most wholesome messages, showing love and support. The post Gay Guy Comes Out To His Grandpa, Grandpa's Wholesome Response Goes Viral first appeared on Bored Panda.

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Bunny Wailer, Reggae Luminary, Dies in Jamaica at Age 73 Wailer, a baritone singer whose birth name is Neville Livingston, formed The Wailers in 1963 with late superstars Bob Marley and Peter Tosh.

Bronze Age Man Would Have Worn Nicer Pelts If He’d Known Scientists Would Find His Preserved Body In Bog DARTMOOR, ENGLAND—Caught off guard in one of his ratty old goatskin tunics, Bronze Age tribesman Lugu claimed Thursday that he would have dressed in much nicer pelts had he known that scientists would find his preserved body in a bog 4,000 years after selecting the outfit. “Shit, I would have put on a beaten-reed…Read more...

Covid Announces Plan To Move Operations To Texas Full-Time To Escape Burdensome Regulations AUSTIN, TX—Bemoaning the bureaucratic red tape that had been holding it back for the past year, the Covid-19 virus announced Thursday that it would move its operation to Texas full-time to escape burdensome regulations. “Shifting my operation to Texas will give me the freedom to spread my wings and grow this pandemic…Read more...

Talk Radio asked if Harry and Meghan should lose their UK citizenship and these responses say it all There are still four days to go before Oprah Winfrey’s interview with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex airs on ITV but Talk Radio appears to have hit defcon one already. Specially, presenter Mike Graham – us neither – who said Harry and Meghan should lose their UK citizenship for claiming the Royal Family “perpetuated […] The post Talk Radio asked if Harry and Meghan should lose their UK citizenship and these responses say it all appeared first on The Poke.

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Dr. Seuss Publisher Pulls Books With Racist Imagery Dr. Seuss Enterprises used the late author’s 117th birthday to announce it will cease publishing six of his books, including If I Ran The Zoo and Scrambled Eggs Super! for character portrayals considered racist and insensitive. What do you think?Read more...

15 favourite funny tweets about World Book Day 2021 World Book Day is a does-what-it-says-on-the-tin kind of day, inasmuch as it’s a worldwide celebration of books – even if those books are sometimes Panini Football Stars sticker albums. Schools, libraries, authors, celebrities from all walks of life and book shops get involved. If you're a Library, every day is #WorldBookDay x — National Library […] The post 15 favourite funny tweets about World Book Day 2021 appeared first on The Poke.

Square, Inc. to Buy Majority of Tidal and Put Jay-Z on Board “It comes down to one simple idea: finding new ways for artists to support their work,” Square, Inc. CEO Jack Dorsey said in the statement announcing the deal.

This Cat Spa Day TikTok Video Goes Viral, Is Watched Over 50 Million Times Recently, an adorable video went viral on TikTok with over 50 million views. The video is about a cat dad and his cat having a relaxing and chill spa day! The post This Cat Spa Day TikTok Video Goes Viral, Is Watched Over 50 Million Times first appeared on Bored Panda.