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Vaccines, tests and more – 13 lockdown laughs
In spite of the gloomy headlines and continuing lockdown, people have still managed to think of some very funny things to say about the pandemic.
These are our favourites.
Bit surprised that people are surprised by the idea schools may not be back mid-Feb after all. This is not our first rodeo, people. We have experienced the Boris Johnson Overly Optimistic Deadline Phenomenon before.
— gabyhinsliff (@gabyhinsliff) January 13, 2021
Wonder how many times Boris Johnson has asked his advisors "what if we just gave them a quarter of the vaccine for now?"
— HappyToast (@IamHappyToast) January 14, 2021
Ok I'm just checking, does a U in my Biology A-level count as a negative test?
— Chris PG twitch.tv/ThatChrisPG (@chrispurchase) January 15, 2021
It can be a bit upsetting when Facebook memories shows you on a fab holiday or a wild night out or some other activity that is now forbidden and much longed for… but dont worry, it wont be long before we start getting Facebook memories of Lockdown 1 to keep our spirits up!
— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) January 16, 2021
itv doing a doc about covid called The Virus That Shook The World like it still isnt….shaking
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) January 16, 2021
Wife getting her vaccine today, would you judge me if I tried to suck it out of her arm
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 17, 2021
The key to making each day in lockdown feel like it has purpose and shape, is to break it down in to segments. So this morning, for example, I shall be doing 'fuck all', this afternoon 'sod all', and this evening will exclusively be given over to 'bastard bugger all'. A full day.
— Chris Lang (@ChrisLangWriter) January 17, 2021
TGI whatever day it is
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) January 15, 2021
Waiting outside the supermarket with all the other weaker partners from couples doing the big shop
— Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin) January 8, 2021
Ive decided that once all this is over Im gonna be the sort of person who shows up at parties with a sack of cheeseburgers or nuggets or tacos and goes dinners on me, gang
— AK Lingus In Cartoon Form (@aklingus) January 17, 2021
Not saying Ive turned into a slob in lockdown but Ive started referring to having a shower as make over time
— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) January 18, 2021
Well all start looking like Robert Smith by the time lockdown ends pic.twitter.com/25bfWpa7og
— Paul (@bingowings14) January 17, 2021
Yeah the pandemic is anxiety inducing but remember when youd accidentally open the internet on your flip phone?
— Megan Gilbert (@meegangilbert) January 15, 2021