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Our 17 favourite new lockdown laughs
The funny people of Twitter have been poking fun at the pandemic, which is one way to counteract the misery of the news. Another way is by reading their tweets. 1. Well, as several teachers predicted, at 50 years of age I have no discernible income and I cut my own hair. — Dave Gorman […]
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This Republican politician read Green Eggs and Ham to feign outrage over fake cancel culture – 7 scathing takedowns
For the past few days, the political right in the US has been in a tailspin over those two crucial issues – *checks notes* – the gender of a toy potato and the availability of some less-popular works of children’s author, Dr. Seuss. We’re sure you’re up to speed with the news that the makers […]
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People have been sharing the funniest things they’ve heard kids say – 17 favourites
Between immature understanding of the world and a brutal honesty that has yet to be tamed, children have a habit of saying some very funny things. When u/Childish_Gremlin asked Reddit to share some examples, hundreds flooded in – and we picked a few favourites. 1. Now, what was that fruit again? 2. Is that metric […]
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This dog really, really doesn’t want to have its nails clipped (sound up!)
Sometimes there aren’t quite the words to do a video justice. This clip, of a pug that really, really doesn’t want to have its nails clipped, might be one of those occasions. I am literally crying laughing. pic.twitter.com/k7ur1dDt6S — Noam Blum (@neontaster) March 4, 2021 And just a few of the things people said about […]
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Dad And Son Create A ‘Stick Library’ For Local Dogs
David Carter and his 10-year-old son Jeremiah decided to give back to their 2-year-old Goldendoodle named Nala and other dogs and their owners in Saskatoon, Canada, by building an open “Stick Library” in local dog parks.
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This cat’s not taking any nonsense from this drone and it’s five seconds very well spent
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This national park’s social distancing sign is funny AND effective
This national park’s social distancing sign works on several levels and is really rather fabulous, shared by Redditor HoserTheGreat. And our favourite comment … ‘Was only waving because he was saying “Bison”‘ chrisl182 Boom. READ MORE This restaurant’s takedown of an ‘influencer’ after free meals was simply delicious Source Reddit u/HoserTheGreat
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Rishi Sunak’s ‘Coke addict’ chat has been given the ‘room next door’ treatment and it’s fabulous
The Budget was only the second most memorable Rishi Sunak thing this week. The first was that utterly cringeworthy (and hilarious) ‘Coke addict’ chat with a couple of schoolchildren that went wildly viral. #AccidentalPartridge pic.twitter.com/1XSk4YR1S4 — Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) March 2, 2021 And if you were thinking that it was ripe for the Michael Spicer […]
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This shark-defying bathing suit got the review and reactions it truly deserved
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“Just stick the parcel on the doorstep”
No prizes for guessing what’s in this parcel. via Gfycat Calm down, Brad – @MauiSaber has the answer. I guess the magnets I ordered are here😂 pic.twitter.com/S4r7zAlcXO — 🌴MAUI🍍 (@MauiSaber) March 3, 2021 Delivery person trying to glitch the package through the door https://t.co/V3yafy8RWl — a bunch of worms in an armored suit (@carbideVerstand) March […]
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A WandaVision quote is moving people to tears and mockery – our 18 favourites
A line spoken by Paul Bettany’s character, Vision, in Marvel’s mini-series, WandaVision, has been sending ripples across social media, with some people finding it incredibly profound – and others less so. It’s not really a spoiler, so feel free to watch the clip even if you haven’t caught up. It clearly moved some viewers. To […]
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‘The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses’
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This restaurant’s takedown of an ‘influencer’ after free meals was simply delicious
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Our 15 favourite versions of that viral Wandavision wink meme
The hit Marvel series, Wandavision, has served up the latest hot meme in the form of Kathryn Hahn’s character, Agnes – or *spoiler alert* Agatha Harkness – doing an enormous comedy wink. And yes, I did type that carefully. Even if you haven’t watched the show, there’s no mistaking what Agatha and the meme are […]
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‘There’s a cat on the train’ is the new ‘there are leaves on the track’
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14 right royal takedowns of the media’s Meghan Markle blame game
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Mom Defends Her Son From A Teacher After An Online Class, But Receives Mixed Reactions From Twitter
One mom wasn't happy with the answer—and attitude—her son got from his teacher after he asked for her name. So, the mom decided to take matters into her own hands and sent the teacher an email.
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This ‘spinning’ optical illusion house has just gone viral and it’s a proper mind bender
This is a fabulous optical illusion which is melting brains everywhere. It’s a house in Australia that appears perfectly ordinary from a distance. But as you get closer it appears to start spinning and, well, have a watch for yourself. TikTok user @hazelann820 went wildly viral after she captured it on video, saying: ‘This spinning […]
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This dog’s uncanny ability to distinguish a snack from any old rubbish is next level stuff
Dogs’ hearing is – Google, Google – around four times more sensitive than human ears, plus, they can hear a lot of higher frequency sounds, obviously. And if you ever doubted just how much better they are than us at distinguishing one sound from another, watch this. It’s a dog whose uncanny ability to distinguish […]
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Vaccines, tests and more – 13 lockdown laughs
the poke - 1 month ago
In spite of the gloomy headlines and continuing lockdown, people have still managed to think of some very funny things to say about the pandemic.
These are our favourites.
1.
Bit surprised that people are surprised by the idea schools may not be back mid-Feb after all. This is not our first rodeo, people. We have experienced the Boris Johnson Overly Optimistic Deadline Phenomenon before.
Ok I'm just checking, does a U in my Biology A-level count as a negative test?
— Chris PG twitch.tv/ThatChrisPG (@chrispurchase) January 15, 2021
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It can be a bit upsetting when Facebook memories shows you on a fab holiday or a wild night out or some other activity that is now forbidden and much longed for… but dont worry, it wont be long before we start getting Facebook memories of Lockdown 1 to keep our spirits up!
The key to making each day in lockdown feel like it has purpose and shape, is to break it down in to segments. So this morning, for example, I shall be doing 'fuck all', this afternoon 'sod all', and this evening will exclusively be given over to 'bastard bugger all'. A full day.
Ive decided that once all this is over Im gonna be the sort of person who shows up at parties with a sack of cheeseburgers or nuggets or tacos and goes dinners on me, gang
twitch.tv/ThatChrisPG (@chrispurchase) January 15, 2021
