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Lockdown laughs – our 12 new funny favourites
The whole of the UK is watching the vaccine rollout like a hungry person watches a rotisserie chicken – not a hungry vegetarian, obviously.
The government has vowed to get everyone vaccinated by the autumn, but the current timetable isn’t making that look likely.
Vaccines have provided a lot of joke fodder over on Twitter, along with working from home, lockdown exercising and essential travel.
These are our current favourites.
1.
i dont want the vaccine i want whatever theyve been giving prince phillip for the past 5 years
— sophie (@s0phgrace) January 4, 2021
2.
i just cannot get over this country being so obsessed with closing the borders and controlling immigration and then NOT closing the borders during a pandemic
— soph
(@s0phiem_) January 4, 2021
3.
Going back to work at the same desk you ate Christmas dinner is going to be a humbling experience to say the least.
— Charles (@charlesfare) January 3, 2021
4.
I don't want to go for a walk with someone or watch a boxset ever again after this pandemic
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) January 3, 2021
5.
Chris Whitty warns the worst is yet to come, before inviting Boris Johnson to the lectern.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) January 11, 2021
6.
Footage of me emerging from lockdown with all the useless gaudy shit Ive bought online pic.twitter.com/qyFzcwoLJ3
— Gwdih
(@youwouldknow) January 11, 2021
7.
lockdown measures are going to have to be tightened starting with Specsavers in Barnard Castle
— dave
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(@davemacladd) January 11, 2021
8.
In an effort to tackle the rising infection rates we have moved Newcastle to Carlisle, Bristol and Birmingham are now in Wales, Manchester is a small island in the Irish Sea and Surrey is a city near Reading. pic.twitter.com/eL05Q4zetS
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) January 11, 2021
9.
Boris Johnson vows to place an invisible shield around the elderly and vulnerable, although its not yet known whether itll be as impenetrable as the one placed around Gavin Williamson.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) January 7, 2021
10.
Theyre called children pic.twitter.com/212xvFAedR
— Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin) January 6, 2021
11.
This would be a very weird side effect. pic.twitter.com/gNqqyS3ENM
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) January 9, 2021
12.
i have the list of reasons for essential travel in front of me and it makes no mention of going to Argos to change the colour of yoUR F**KING YOGA MAT…! pic.twitter.com/zXmAleYGB5
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) January 10, 2021
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