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The final New Yorker cover of Trump’s presidency gives him the perfect send-off
Donald Trump likes covering his walls with magazine covers on which he appears so here’s another one for his collection. It’s the final New Yorker cover of Trump’s presidency and we are sure you will agree it gives him exactly the send-off he deserves. This week’s cover, “A Weight Lifted,” by Barry Blitt: https://t.co/A1MIcNEmZD pic.twitter.com/z3lsCvDL5f […]
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the poke - 8 hours ago
This woman’s hilarious response to a guy asking to buy her underwear is simply perfect
Here’s the great Jayne Sharp – ‘Voice artist. Writer. Buffoon’ – who’s been bothered by a bloke on Instagram offering her large amounts of money to buy her used underwear. It’s got so bad that Jayne decided to do something about it. Specifically, this. Well, a girl’s gotta eat! pic.twitter.com/6Qkyl7V9YD — Jayne Sharp (@Jaynesharp) January […]
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the poke - 11 hours ago
‘Big Pharma 0, raw potato 1’
There’s a subReddit called ‘facepalm’ which does exactly what that suggests and this is a classic of the genre. It’s a tweet from a little while back highlighting an anti-vaxxer who’d worked out how to get one over on Big Pharma and was keen to share it with their followers. It went viral all over […]
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the poke - 11 hours ago
Vaccines, tests and more – 13 lockdown laughs
In spite of the gloomy headlines and continuing lockdown, people have still managed to think of some very funny things to say about the pandemic. These are our favourites. 1. Bit surprised that people are surprised by the idea schools may not be back mid-Feb after all. This is not our first rodeo, people. We […]
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the poke - 13 hours ago
People love this tale of a sympathetic dog and his very out of pocket owner
Here’s a story to warm the heart (and lighten the wallet), a dog owner who apparently seen £300 trying to work out what was wrong with his dog. Except there was nothing wrong with the dog – thank goodness for that – he was just copying his owner out of sympathy because, well, watch. The […]
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the poke - 13 hours ago
Liz Hurley’s been making marmalade in lockdown and Hugh Grant’s joke was short but perfectly formed
In today’s lockdown news we bring you Elizabeth Hurley who has apparently been busy – very busy – making marmalade. Lockdown has turned me into a demented housewife: 47 jars of marmalade are nestling in my larder and another sack of Seville oranges await me 🤷🏻♀️ pic.twitter.com/pynXa3lgso — Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) January 17, 2021 And […]
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the poke - 14 hours ago
Someone Is Changing White House Paintings In Trump Pics And People Find It Hilarious
Peculiarium, Portland's most peculiar art gallery, decided the White House needed to update its art collection.
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bored panda - 14 hours ago
Farmer Grooms A 2,000-Pound Steer While Explaining It’s Actually A Gentle Giant
"Fortunately highland cattle are one of the most docile breeds of cows in the world."
The post Farmer Grooms A 2,000-Pound Steer While Explaining It's Actually A Gentle Giant first appeared on Bored Panda.
bored panda - 14 hours ago
Rufus Hound’s live TV takedown of the government over free school meals on Dancing on ice had everyone cheering
We haven’t cheered this much watching Dancing of Ice since that unfortunate incident with Todd Carty. It was comedian Rufus Hound who used his appearance on the ITV talent show to tell the government – and the watching nation – exactly what he felt about their policy towards hungry children and free school meals. He […]
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the poke - 14 hours ago
People are just eating up this restaurant’s hilariously honest menu
We’re so used to the concept of a menu going out of its way to make the dishes sound as good as possible, that we’re a little taken aback by the approach of Feigang Fei, who runs Montreal’s Cuisine AuntDai Chinese restaurant. The brutally honest, and consequently hilarious, menu descriptions came to the attention of […]
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the poke - 15 hours ago
Someone complained their puppy was ‘too clingy’ and this vet’s takedown set tails wagging everywhere
Still early we know but hot contender for takedown of the week is surely this. It’s a response to someone who complained on Quora – no, us neither – that their new puppy was just too clingy and it went viral after it was shared by Redditor beerbellygone. Oof. And here are just a few […]
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the poke - 15 hours ago
Some ice-cream tested positive for coronavirus – 14 chilled responses
Those of us not currently forced to risk our health doing crucial jobs in the community have been told to confine ourselves to the house to help lower coronavirus numbers, only going out for essential items, such as groceries. Luckily, most of us can still have the odd treat – like a glass of wine […]
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the poke - 1 day ago
Laurence Fox has got himself a ‘mask exempt’ badge – only 7 responses you need
Occasional actor and wannabe politician Laurence Fox – no, stick with us – was trending today after he pictured himself wearing the ‘mask exempt’ badge he ordered from Amazon. Hard to believe we know, but he appears to be even more pleased with himself than he already was. After a long period of consultation with […]
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the poke - 2 days ago
‘The Crystal Palace Budgens is not messing around’
The majority of people are happy to do their bit to help stop the spread of coronavirus by putting a mask on in shops and other places where required. But there remains a small but very vocal minority of people who refuse to take this one simple step. And it’s prompted lots of shops to […]
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the poke - 2 days ago
This cat trying to scratch itself is a very funny watch
Cat video of the day goes to Redditor ineffable44 who says: ‘There was an attempt … to scratch myself.’ To scratch myself. from r/therewasanattempt Awww! “I CAN’T FEEL MY LEG!!” Buck_Thorn “why is my face one big block!?!” beluuuuuuga “Licking might fix it.” Mynameisaarav ‘This reminds me of the time when I wanted to scratch […]
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the poke - 3 days ago
‘Do some research before spouting nonsense’
Takedown of the week may very well go to this exchange shared by Redditor beerbellybegone who said: ‘Do some research before spouting nonsense.’ Boom. ‘I’m sushi.’ Free-ronald-McDonald ‘Which is pretty genuinely a type of Muslim, half Sunni and half Shia.’ falfu READ MORE Simply 23 brilliant comebacks to make your day just a little bit […]
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the poke - 3 days ago
‘To be young and naive’
A lovely exchange which you might have seen before but it’s just gone viral all over again on Imgur because it’s one for the ages. ‘To be young and naive,’ said LimJahey504 who shared it, a tweet by @HenpeckedHal who said: ‘My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it’s going pretty well.’ […]
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the poke - 3 days ago
Someone put Sunday Sport headlines into film scenes and it’s a work of genius
The very clever and creative Jellyface has used sleight of hand – well, video-editing skills – to replace some well known front pages from films with some of the absurd offerings put out by the Sunday Sport over the years. They’re all genuine. All of them. Let that sink in. We thought you’d like a […]
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the poke - 3 days ago
Yorkshire’s snow got the better of drivers – and the commentary is definitely NSFW
Parts of the UK had some proper snow this week – not the light dusting on the hedge that gets kids’ hopes up but doesn’t make so much as a snowball – and Yorkshire got more than its fair share. One clip of a road-turned-ice-rink in Huddersfield grabbed people’s attention – not least because of […]
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the poke - 3 days ago
The only five funny reactions you need to the removal of a Lincoln bust from the White House
Now that Trump has accepted that Joe Biden is going to be the president, the job of moving out of the White House has begun in earnest. A beautiful sight: moving boxes arrive at the White House. (Via @erinscottphoto) pic.twitter.com/DkpmSt2zvC — Sawyer Hackett (@SawyerHackett) January 14, 2021 CNN’s White House correspondent, Jim Acosta, shared an […]
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Pearson says she hasn’t spoken to a single person who believes Patel has done anything wrong. And the reason why she thinks Patel can’t have bullied anyone? Because she’s not very tall (thought to be 5ft 3in) and most of the people who work for her are, you know, taller.
“It does beggar belief that a woman who is barely more than 5ft tall managed to terrorise all those 6ft 3in public school mandarins,” writes @allisonpearsonhttps://t.co/2CSVZLj3lj
‘I haven’t spoken to a single person who believes the Home Secretary’s conduct was ‘bullying’ … people seem to think it’s far more likely she came up against a bunch of white male snobs who seemed averse to actual work and accountability.
‘It does beggar belief that a woman who is barely more than 5ft tall managed to terrorise all those 6ft 3in public school mandarins.’
And it prompted no end of responses, as you might imagine.
Yeah, if anyone that tall tried to bully me Id just kick the shit out of them. Properly go to town. Theyd need dental records to identify them. And thats just how workplaces work!! https://t.co/XrA3o139dd
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