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The inside of this rock looks like the Cookie Monster and it made everything just a little bit better - the poke

The inside of this rock looks like the Cookie Monster and it made everything just a little bit better

There are bad news stories and there are good news stories. And then there are very good news stories, like this one, shared by @jackiantonovich on Twitter. My kind of news day: "Geologist Finds Rare Formation Inside Rock That Looks Exactly Like Cookie Monster on Sesame Street" pic.twitter.com/rKftbLw804 — Dr. Jacqueline Antonovich (@jackiantonovich) January 23, […] The post The inside of this rock looks like the Cookie Monster and it made everything just a little bit better appeared first on The Poke.
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This parrot playing peekaboo with a cat went viral all over again because it’s so good - the poke

This parrot playing peekaboo with a cat went viral all over again because it’s so good

Very possibly you’ve already seen this video of a parrot playing peekaboo with a cat but if it’s worth watching once, then it’s definitely worth watching again. And again … Because you want to see a bird taunt a kitty by playing and saying peek a boo. 🔈🔈 pic.twitter.com/dUa942g297 — Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) January 24, […] The post This parrot playing peekaboo with a cat went viral all over again because it’s so good appeared first on The Poke.
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People Are Finding Out That Most Dads Watch TV Standing Up, And Here Are 25 Pics To Prove It - bored panda

People Are Finding Out That Most Dads Watch TV Standing Up, And Here Are 25 Pics To Prove It

There are these certain things that, it seems, pretty much all dads start doing somewhere along the line after becoming a father. And no one has yet figured out why. The post People Are Finding Out That Most Dads Watch TV Standing Up, And Here Are 25 Pics To Prove It first appeared on Bored Panda.
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After Shamelessly Sharing Pics Of The Apartment From Friends Saying It’s Her AirBnB, Influencer Gets Busted - bored panda

After Shamelessly Sharing Pics Of The Apartment From Friends Saying It’s Her AirBnB, Influencer Gets Busted

A reddit user accidentally revealed her influencer friend's habit of stealing content after sending her a meme which made her look like a fool. The post After Shamelessly Sharing Pics Of The Apartment From Friends Saying It's Her AirBnB, Influencer Gets Busted first appeared on Bored Panda.
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‘That is a major oof’ - the poke

‘That is a major oof’

Having a bad day? It could be worse, you could be this person. ‘That is a major oof,’ said ThatDammCat who shared it on Reddit. Only one word for that. Oof. ‘He should be like “hey sorry girl this isn’t Cole. He was either drunk or just gave you the wrong number.” Doubt she has […] The post ‘That is a major oof’ appeared first on The Poke.
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Michael Spicer’s version of Priti Patel answering a question is brutally accurate - the poke

Michael Spicer’s version of Priti Patel answering a question is brutally accurate

Politicians aren’t exactly known for their direct and transparent responses. That’s the polite way of saying they never answer the bloody question – and it can be really infuriating. A perfect example of ministerial waffle came from Priti Patel, when she was asked about the UK’s appallingly high death rates from Covid-19. Michael Spicer provided […] The post Michael Spicer’s version of Priti Patel answering a question is brutally accurate appeared first on The Poke.
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Simply 15 favourite comments on Boris Johnson’s phone call with President Biden - the poke

Simply 15 favourite comments on Boris Johnson’s phone call with President Biden

If there’s one thing we know about Boris Johnson, it’s that he loves a photo opportunity – and if it can involve a high-vis jacket, so much the better. The most recent snap shows him receiving a phone call from President Joe Biden, so no high-vis, but at least it gave him the chance to […] The post Simply 15 favourite comments on Boris Johnson’s phone call with President Biden appeared first on The Poke.
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Fox News presenter doesn’t understand satire and wins facepalm of the day - the poke

Fox News presenter doesn’t understand satire and wins facepalm of the day

You might have seen that brilliant Time magazine cover perfectly illustrating the chaos that Joe Biden as inherited at the White House from Donald Trump. We only mention it again because Fox News – specially, Fox News presenter Harris Faulkner, didn’t get the joke, she really didn’t get the joke. At least, that’s what she […] The post Fox News presenter doesn’t understand satire and wins facepalm of the day appeared first on The Poke.
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‘The difference between the current and previous administration’ - the poke

‘The difference between the current and previous administration’

Just in case you were still in any doubt how the White House will be different now Joe Biden has succeeded Donald Trump, compare and contrast their pair’s respective press secretaries and how they treat the media. That’s Joe Biden’s press secretary Jen Psaki on the right and the first of Donald Trump’s many press […] The post ‘The difference between the current and previous administration’ appeared first on The Poke.
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These Olympic gold medal vaults 80 years apart went viral because the difference is so astonishing - the poke

These Olympic gold medal vaults 80 years apart went viral because the difference is so astonishing

This video of two Olympic gold medal winning vaults 80 years apart went viral because the difference is so astonishing. You will no doubt have expected some progress to have been made over eight decades – of course you would – and yet it is still a proper eye opener. ‘Gold medal-winning vaults 80 years […] The post These Olympic gold medal vaults 80 years apart went viral because the difference is so astonishing appeared first on The Poke.
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The Mail’s Andrew Pierce made an excruciating gaffe in his rant about Joe Biden’s statue choices - the poke

The Mail’s Andrew Pierce made an excruciating gaffe in his rant about Joe Biden’s statue choices

Because we’re in a longer version of Groundhog Day, apparently, the politically right of centre are banging on about statues again. This time, it’s because President Biden has had a bust of Churchill moved out of the Oval Office, and a bust of workers’ rights champion, César Chavez brought in. INSIDE THE OVAL OFFICE: Cesar […] The post The Mail’s Andrew Pierce made an excruciating gaffe in his rant about Joe Biden’s statue choices appeared first on The Poke.
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A Republican congresswoman has filed articles of impeachment against Joe Biden – only responses need - the poke

A Republican congresswoman has filed articles of impeachment against Joe Biden – only responses need

We’re still waiting to see how Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial plays out. But while we wait for that, Republican congresswoman and QAnon conspiracy supporter Marjorie Taylor Green filed impeachment articles of her own – against Joe Biden. I just filed Articles of Impeachment on President @JoeBiden. pic.twitter.com/mcwEEkKiHL — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (@RepMTG) January […] The post A Republican congresswoman has filed articles of impeachment against Joe Biden – only responses need appeared first on The Poke.
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Someone Smashed This Swan’s Eggs And It Inspired The Artist Known For Her Grim Reaper Animal Comics To Create This Tearjerker - bored panda

Someone Smashed This Swan’s Eggs And It Inspired The Artist Known For Her Grim Reaper Animal Comics To Create This Tearjerker

"I read about this a while ago and it still breaks my heart. The only message I have here is don't be cruel." The post Someone Smashed This Swan's Eggs And It Inspired The Artist Known For Her Grim Reaper Animal Comics To Create This Tearjerker first appeared on Bored Panda.
bored panda - 3 days ago
The perfect way to deal with a customer who doesn’t respect closing time – probably - the poke

The perfect way to deal with a customer who doesn’t respect closing time – probably

West Coast Clovis Wheels and Tires – US spelling – has shared this clip on TikTok, and people aren’t sure what to make of it. See for yourself. @westcoastclovis559 SORRY WE’RE CLOSED!! 🙅🏻‍♂️😂 ##westcoastclovis ##clovis ##559 ##bmw ##chevy ♬ original sound – Westcoast Wheels and Tires Was it a well-deserved sneaky ejection of an unreasonable […] The post The perfect way to deal with a customer who doesn’t respect closing time – probably appeared first on The Poke.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger offered some ‘expert’ advice and it went viral because it’s so perfect - the poke

Arnold Schwarzenegger offered some ‘expert’ advice and it went viral because it’s so perfect

Not the first time we’ve featured the wise words of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and it won’t be the last. This time the ‘Governator’ and Trump nemesis went viral with this advice for people who are tempted to ignore the experts and believe something they’ve just seen on YouTube instead. It’s an important point that goes to […] The post Arnold Schwarzenegger offered some ‘expert’ advice and it went viral because it’s so perfect appeared first on The Poke.
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The unexpected twist in this zoo’s bird show stunt is making everyone’s day better - the poke

The unexpected twist in this zoo’s bird show stunt is making everyone’s day better

Well here’s a lovely moment that is making everyone’s day better. It’s a moment at a bird show at an Australian zoo featuring a black cockatoo and, well, you’re going to have to watch it for yourself. Timeline cleanser: Wait for it… pic.twitter.com/cqIxBVvf3x — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) January 22, 2021 Goosebumps! These overachievers ruin it […] The post The unexpected twist in this zoo’s bird show stunt is making everyone’s day better appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 3 days ago
The 14 funniest reactions to the news that Trump had a Diet Coke button in the Oval Office - the poke

The 14 funniest reactions to the news that Trump had a Diet Coke button in the Oval Office

We were all only too aware that Donald Trump had access to the big red button – or the nuclear codes, to put it less dramatically – and anyone who didn’t breathe a sigh of relief once they changed them hasn’t been paying attention. But we overlooked the existence of another button in the Oval […] The post The 14 funniest reactions to the news that Trump had a Diet Coke button in the Oval Office appeared first on The Poke.
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This side-by-side comparison of Trump and Biden’s press rooms went viral because it speaks volumes - the poke

This side-by-side comparison of Trump and Biden’s press rooms went viral because it speaks volumes

There are many things that will be different around the White House now that Joe Biden is in charge. Scrap that, everything will be different around the White House now that Donald Trump is gone, and one of the most marked contrasts will be in the press briefing room. And if there was ever a […] The post This side-by-side comparison of Trump and Biden’s press rooms went viral because it speaks volumes appeared first on The Poke.
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Melania walking away from Donald Trump while he’s still waving to the cameras is simply magnificent - the poke

Melania walking away from Donald Trump while he’s still waving to the cameras is simply magnificent

There’s been lots of speculation about what Melania Trump will or won’t do now Donald Trump is no longer President. We’re not going to get into that here, but what we are going to get into is this clip of the pair of them touching down in Florida after Trump had left the White House […] The post Melania walking away from Donald Trump while he’s still waving to the cameras is simply magnificent appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 4 days ago
The Guy Who Decides Horoscopes is totally believeable – ironically - the poke

The Guy Who Decides Horoscopes is totally believeable – ironically

Comedian Jimmy Rees has an explanation for so many of the random things in life – such as why things are packaged the way they are, or some of the more bizarre rules around Covid-19. Everything is decided by a drunk guy with an ego the size of a planet. Here he is, sorting out […] The post The Guy Who Decides Horoscopes is totally believeable – ironically appeared first on The Poke.
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‘I don’t turn on my headlights because …’ is the perfect riposte to covidiot anti-maskers

‘I don’t turn on my headlights because …’ is the perfect riposte to covidiot anti-maskers

the poke - 2 months ago

Despite all the evidence confirming just how effective it is to wear a mask in helping to stop the spread of coronavirus, there is still a small but very vocal minority of people who refuse to do so.

And this is the perfect riposte to those people, shared on Reddit by Bakasur279.

 

Perfect. But there was only one issue with it.

‘I think the problem is the target audience of this isnt capable of understanding the metaphor.’ alien109

Separate but related, was this, shared by fellow Redditor UnhappyPelican.

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This honest dating advice went viral because people loved it so much
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