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‘Internet drama part 3: I just need butter’ is the follow-up we’ve been waiting for - the poke

‘Internet drama part 3: I just need butter’ is the follow-up we’ve been waiting for

Before that shanty took over the world, the biggest TikTok sensation in town was the very talented Lubalin‘s transformation of social media beef into amazing songs. @lubalin that escalated quickly… ##sodramatic ##humor ##oldpeoplefacebook ##boomer ##musician ##producer ♬ original sound – Lubalin We’ve seen a lot of brilliant lip-synchs to that, and recommend that you seek […] The post ‘Internet drama part 3: I just need butter’ is the follow-up we’ve been waiting for appeared first on The Poke.
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People got in a flap over an ‘exploding’ Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle – the 14 funniest reactions - the poke

People got in a flap over an ‘exploding’ Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle – the 14 funniest reactions

Gwyneth Paltrow‘s Goop products continue to be Exhibit A in the ‘People will buy anything a celebrity tells them to’ debate. Items such as Psychic Vampire Repellent Spray, the £95-dollar sex pillow (It’s just a small pillow) and the vibrator knecklace strengthen the argument considerably. One of her more personalised products hit the headlines recently, […] The post People got in a flap over an ‘exploding’ Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle – the 14 funniest reactions appeared first on The Poke.
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The final New Yorker cover of Trump’s presidency gives him the perfect send-off - the poke

The final New Yorker cover of Trump’s presidency gives him the perfect send-off

Donald Trump likes covering his walls with magazine covers on which he appears so here’s another one for his collection. It’s the final New Yorker cover of Trump’s presidency and we are sure you will agree it gives him exactly the send-off he deserves. This week’s cover, “A Weight Lifted,” by Barry Blitt: https://t.co/A1MIcNEmZD pic.twitter.com/z3lsCvDL5f […] The post The final New Yorker cover of Trump’s presidency gives him the perfect send-off appeared first on The Poke.
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This woman’s hilarious response to a guy asking to buy her underwear is simply perfect - the poke

This woman’s hilarious response to a guy asking to buy her underwear is simply perfect

Here’s the great Jayne Sharp – ‘Voice artist. Writer. Buffoon’ – who’s been bothered by a bloke on Instagram offering her large amounts of money to buy her used underwear. It’s got so bad that Jayne decided to do something about it. Specifically, this. Well, a girl’s gotta eat! pic.twitter.com/6Qkyl7V9YD — Jayne Sharp (@Jaynesharp) January […] The post This woman’s hilarious response to a guy asking to buy her underwear is simply perfect appeared first on The Poke.
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‘Big Pharma 0, raw potato 1’ - the poke

‘Big Pharma 0, raw potato 1’

There’s a subReddit called ‘facepalm’ which does exactly what that suggests and this is a classic of the genre. It’s a tweet from a little while back highlighting an anti-vaxxer who’d worked out how to get one over on Big Pharma and was keen to share it with their followers. It went viral all over […] The post ‘Big Pharma 0, raw potato 1’ appeared first on The Poke.
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Vaccines, tests and more – 13 lockdown laughs - the poke

Vaccines, tests and more – 13 lockdown laughs

In spite of the gloomy headlines and continuing lockdown, people have still managed to think of some very funny things to say about the pandemic. These are our favourites. 1. Bit surprised that people are surprised by the idea schools may not be back mid-Feb after all. This is not our first rodeo, people. We […] The post Vaccines, tests and more – 13 lockdown laughs appeared first on The Poke.
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People love this tale of a sympathetic dog and his very out of pocket owner - the poke

People love this tale of a sympathetic dog and his very out of pocket owner

Here’s a story to warm the heart (and lighten the wallet), a dog owner who apparently seen £300 trying to work out what was wrong with his dog. Except there was nothing wrong with the dog – thank goodness for that – he was just copying his owner out of sympathy because, well, watch. The […] The post People love this tale of a sympathetic dog and his very out of pocket owner appeared first on The Poke.
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Liz Hurley’s been making marmalade in lockdown and Hugh Grant’s joke was short but perfectly formed - the poke

Liz Hurley’s been making marmalade in lockdown and Hugh Grant’s joke was short but perfectly formed

In today’s lockdown news we bring you Elizabeth Hurley who has apparently been busy – very busy – making marmalade. Lockdown has turned me into a demented housewife: 47 jars of marmalade are nestling in my larder and another sack of Seville oranges await me 🤷🏻‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/pynXa3lgso — Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) January 17, 2021 And […] The post Liz Hurley’s been making marmalade in lockdown and Hugh Grant’s joke was short but perfectly formed appeared first on The Poke.
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Someone Is Changing White House Paintings In Trump Pics And People Find It Hilarious - bored panda

Someone Is Changing White House Paintings In Trump Pics And People Find It Hilarious

Peculiarium, Portland's most peculiar art gallery, decided the White House needed to update its art collection. The post Someone Is Changing White House Paintings In Trump Pics And People Find It Hilarious first appeared on Bored Panda.
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Farmer Grooms A 2,000-Pound Steer While Explaining It’s Actually A Gentle Giant - bored panda

Farmer Grooms A 2,000-Pound Steer While Explaining It’s Actually A Gentle Giant

"Fortunately highland cattle are one of the most docile breeds of cows in the world." The post Farmer Grooms A 2,000-Pound Steer While Explaining It's Actually A Gentle Giant first appeared on Bored Panda.
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Rufus Hound’s live TV takedown of the government over free school meals on Dancing on ice had everyone cheering - the poke

Rufus Hound’s live TV takedown of the government over free school meals on Dancing on ice had everyone cheering

We haven’t cheered this much watching Dancing of Ice since that unfortunate incident with Todd Carty. It was comedian Rufus Hound who used his appearance on the ITV talent show to tell the government – and the watching nation – exactly what he felt about their policy towards hungry children and free school meals. He […] The post Rufus Hound’s live TV takedown of the government over free school meals on Dancing on ice had everyone cheering appeared first on The Poke.
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People are just eating up this restaurant’s hilariously honest menu - the poke

People are just eating up this restaurant’s hilariously honest menu

We’re so used to the concept of a menu going out of its way to make the dishes sound as good as possible, that we’re a little taken aback by the approach of Feigang Fei, who runs Montreal’s Cuisine AuntDai Chinese restaurant. The brutally honest, and consequently hilarious, menu descriptions came to the attention of […] The post People are just eating up this restaurant’s hilariously honest menu appeared first on The Poke.
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Someone complained their puppy was ‘too clingy’ and this vet’s takedown set tails wagging everywhere - the poke

Someone complained their puppy was ‘too clingy’ and this vet’s takedown set tails wagging everywhere

Still early we know but hot contender for takedown of the week is surely this. It’s a response to someone who complained on Quora – no, us neither – that their new puppy was just too clingy and it went viral after it was shared by Redditor beerbellygone. Oof. And here are just a few […] The post Someone complained their puppy was ‘too clingy’ and this vet’s takedown set tails wagging everywhere appeared first on The Poke.
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Some ice-cream tested positive for coronavirus – 14 chilled responses - the poke

Some ice-cream tested positive for coronavirus – 14 chilled responses

Those of us not currently forced to risk our health doing crucial jobs in the community have been told to confine ourselves to the house to help lower coronavirus numbers, only going out for essential items, such as groceries. Luckily, most of us can still have the odd treat – like a glass of wine […] The post Some ice-cream tested positive for coronavirus – 14 chilled responses appeared first on The Poke.
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Laurence Fox has got himself a ‘mask exempt’ badge – only 7 responses you need - the poke

Laurence Fox has got himself a ‘mask exempt’ badge – only 7 responses you need

Occasional actor and wannabe politician Laurence Fox – no, stick with us – was trending today after he pictured himself wearing the ‘mask exempt’ badge he ordered from Amazon. Hard to believe we know, but he appears to be even more pleased with himself than he already was. After a long period of consultation with […] The post Laurence Fox has got himself a ‘mask exempt’ badge – only 7 responses you need appeared first on The Poke.
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‘The Crystal Palace Budgens is not messing around’ - the poke

‘The Crystal Palace Budgens is not messing around’

The majority of people are happy to do their bit to help stop the spread of coronavirus by putting a mask on in shops and other places where required. But there remains a small but very vocal minority of people who refuse to take this one simple step. And it’s prompted lots of shops to […] The post ‘The Crystal Palace Budgens is not messing around’ appeared first on The Poke.
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This cat trying to scratch itself is a very funny watch - the poke

This cat trying to scratch itself is a very funny watch

Cat video of the day goes to Redditor ineffable44 who says: ‘There was an attempt … to scratch myself.’ To scratch myself. from r/therewasanattempt Awww! “I CAN’T FEEL MY LEG!!” Buck_Thorn “why is my face one big block!?!” beluuuuuuga “Licking might fix it.” Mynameisaarav ‘This reminds me of the time when I wanted to scratch […] The post This cat trying to scratch itself is a very funny watch appeared first on The Poke.
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‘Do some research before spouting nonsense’ - the poke

‘Do some research before spouting nonsense’

Takedown of the week may very well go to this exchange shared by Redditor beerbellybegone who said: ‘Do some research before spouting nonsense.’ Boom. ‘I’m sushi.’ Free-ronald-McDonald ‘Which is pretty genuinely a type of Muslim, half Sunni and half Shia.’ falfu READ MORE Simply 23 brilliant comebacks to make your day just a little bit […] The post ‘Do some research before spouting nonsense’ appeared first on The Poke.
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‘To be young and naive’ - the poke

‘To be young and naive’

A lovely exchange which you might have seen before but it’s just gone viral all over again on Imgur because it’s one for the ages. ‘To be young and naive,’ said LimJahey504 who shared it, a tweet by @HenpeckedHal who said: ‘My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it’s going pretty well.’ […] The post ‘To be young and naive’ appeared first on The Poke.
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Someone put Sunday Sport headlines into film scenes and it’s a work of genius - the poke

Someone put Sunday Sport headlines into film scenes and it’s a work of genius

The very clever and creative Jellyface has used sleight of hand – well, video-editing skills – to replace some well known front pages from films with some of the absurd offerings put out by the Sunday Sport over the years. They’re all genuine. All of them. Let that sink in. We thought you’d like a […] The post Someone put Sunday Sport headlines into film scenes and it’s a work of genius appeared first on The Poke.
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An American shared a recipe for ‘Sprite pie’ and these are the only 5 responses you need

An American shared a recipe for ‘Sprite pie’ and these are the only 5 responses you need

the poke - 1 month ago

We’ve seen some abominable culinary creations in 2020 – many of them courtesy of the ‘bad tea American mum’ you might remember – but this might take the biscuit.

It’s a recipe for something called ‘Sprite pie’ that went viral on Twitter and, well, you’d better have a watch of it for yourself.

And these are surely the only 5 responses you need.

The French surely put it best.

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This clip of what Stephen Fry would say to God has just gone viral all over again because, well, watch

H/T @AmandaRosenberg

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