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15 times Sarah Dempster made Twitter a funny place to be
Comedy writer Sarah Dempster has a knack for making the news – and more besides – as funny as it can get within a 280-character limit. If you’re looking for reliably entertaining, her account is a great place to find it.
With that in mind, we’ve gathered a few of our favourite @Demster2000 tweets for you to enjoy.
These were topical when she wrote them.
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Cunt. pic.twitter.com/DZGdZDcLpw
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 6, 2019
Tescos Christmas message seems a trifle brusque pic.twitter.com/3X30FWkiT7
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) December 23, 2019
Christ. Imagine. Like being bodyslammed on a chaise longue by Great Uncle Bulgaria. pic.twitter.com/79h3MjAugn
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) October 9, 2019
BREAKING: KEIR STARMERS WIFE HAS SKINNED BORIS JOHNSON AND IS WEARING HIS PELT TO A POLLING STATION pic.twitter.com/MJxjde4d1V
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) December 12, 2019
So. Farewell then, Rory Stewart. Doomed to wander the land as an ageless discourse-sprite after stealing a golf umbrella from a wizards Peugeot.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) October 4, 2019
Get, and I cannot stress this enough, tae fuck. pic.twitter.com/haVSUlLTnP
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) January 1, 2020
And then there are these …
Bake Off fact: Paul Hollywood is known as a silver fox because he eats voles and urinates in bins.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) August 4, 2019
Are you sure the implied strangulation by an effete barrister in a condemned Edwardian boarding house look is the best way to flog women's shoes?
Yes. Now imply harder. pic.twitter.com/1BVRcVKZjI
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) March 5, 2019
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