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Nigel Farage just made a point that everyone agrees with and people are confused – 5 favourite responses - the poke

Nigel Farage just made a point that everyone agrees with and people are confused – 5 favourite responses

As you’ll have seen by now MPs have voted against feeding hungry children during the school holidays. NEW: Labour vote to extend free school meals over the holidays until Easter 2021 is defeated 322-261. Government majority of 61. — Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) October 21, 2020 The decision prompted lots of angry condemnation (catch up with […] The post Nigel Farage just made a point that everyone agrees with and people are confused – 5 favourite responses appeared first on The Poke.
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A Trump supporter’s attempted takedown of Joe Biden backfired spectacularly - the poke

A Trump supporter’s attempted takedown of Joe Biden backfired spectacularly

With the US election less than a fortnight away, both campaign groups have ramped up their attempts to get the electorate out for their guy. The Biden camp brought out the big guns with Barack Obama‘s no-holds-barred takedown of his successor’s policies and character. Former President Barack Obama returned to the campaign trail, launching a […] The post A Trump supporter’s attempted takedown of Joe Biden backfired spectacularly appeared first on The Poke.
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This “man who thinks he’s had Covid” sketch is as funny as it is relatable - the poke

This “man who thinks he’s had Covid” sketch is as funny as it is relatable

The very funny Alistair Green has parodied that person who is completely convinced they’ve contracted Long Covid despite all evidence to the contrary. It’s very funny – and we can probably all relate. man who thinks he’s had covid pic.twitter.com/UGbhT2kr1r — alistair green (@mralistairgreen) October 21, 2020 If you don’t think you’ve met anyone like […] The post This “man who thinks he’s had Covid” sketch is as funny as it is relatable appeared first on The Poke.
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Perv Asks Woman To Pose In Her Bathing Suit, But Her Brother Steps In To Troll The Creep - bored panda

Perv Asks Woman To Pose In Her Bathing Suit, But Her Brother Steps In To Troll The Creep

Brothers and sisters should support and protect one another. Always.
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People have been trying to predict NASA’s big announcement about the Moon – the 19 funniest guesses - the poke

People have been trying to predict NASA’s big announcement about the Moon – the 19 funniest guesses

We can hardly be blamed for being thoroughly sick of the constant stream of bad news, so it’s always a welcome change when something doesn’t immediately appear to be trying to kill us. On Wednesday, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration – NASA, to its friends – had an announcement. Sort of. 🗓️ Mark your […] The post People have been trying to predict NASA’s big announcement about the Moon – the 19 funniest guesses appeared first on The Poke.
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MPs voted against feeding hungry kids during the holidays – 11 outright condemnations - the poke

MPs voted against feeding hungry kids during the holidays – 11 outright condemnations

With many families experiencing greater hardship than ever, Labour put a request before the House of Commons to extend the Free School Meals programme into holidays via a voucher scheme, just as Marcus Rashford had persuaded them to do during the summer. NEW: Labour vote to extend free school meals over the holidays until Easter […] The post MPs voted against feeding hungry kids during the holidays – 11 outright condemnations appeared first on The Poke.
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This little girl’s unexpected high five is just the content we needed today - the poke

This little girl’s unexpected high five is just the content we needed today

This is just a lovely moment and exactly the content we needed at the end of a long day. Father is saying a blessing. The innocence of a child. They’re trying not to laugh. Best thing you’ll see today… pic.twitter.com/8ueI8JLhnf — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 21, 2020 High five! That was adorable. I really thought […] The post This little girl’s unexpected high five is just the content we needed today appeared first on The Poke.
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This heart-stopping near miss road rescue is an emotional ride and a half - the poke

This heart-stopping near miss road rescue is an emotional ride and a half

An action-packed one minute that went viral and reduced us to jelly, if we’re being entirely honest with you. You don’t need to understand the language to know they are showing kindness. 😊 pic.twitter.com/enKxZC49Ct — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) October 18, 2020 So many questions but one happy ending, by the looks of it. Humanity… pic.twitter.com/gyxO0bAzWl — […] The post This heart-stopping near miss road rescue is an emotional ride and a half appeared first on The Poke.
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Canada Will Ban Plastic Bags, Straws, Cutlery, and Other Single-Use Plastics Starting in 2021 - bored panda

Canada Will Ban Plastic Bags, Straws, Cutlery, and Other Single-Use Plastics Starting in 2021

When you think like you can’t possibly like Canadians even more, the country announces it's banning all single-use plastic starting in... three months from now.
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People can’t get enough of Donald Trump’s comedy sad face after an interview gone wrong – 9 favourite takedowns - the poke

People can’t get enough of Donald Trump’s comedy sad face after an interview gone wrong – 9 favourite takedowns

Donald Trump’s done an interview with Lesley Stahl for CBS’s 60 Minutes programme and it doesn’t look like it went entirely well for the so-called president. We only say this because he later tweeted this. I am pleased to inform you that, for the sake of accuracy in reporting, I am considering posting my interview […] The post People can’t get enough of Donald Trump’s comedy sad face after an interview gone wrong – 9 favourite takedowns appeared first on The Poke.
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These rival politicians went viral with this joint ad because they’re actually nice to each other - the poke

These rival politicians went viral with this joint ad because they’re actually nice to each other

The level of political discourse these days isn’t what it was. In fact, it hasn’t been what it was for a long time, but it’s fair to say Donald Trump and his ilk (Boris Johnson) have accelerated its decline. Which is what made this advert, featuring two rival politicians bidding to be elected to Congress […] The post These rival politicians went viral with this joint ad because they’re actually nice to each other appeared first on The Poke.
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This ‘porn movie’ plumber ignoring his customer’s advances is a very funny watch - the poke

This ‘porn movie’ plumber ignoring his customer’s advances is a very funny watch

A ‘porn movie’ with a difference – it’s not as NSFW as you think, honest – from @jackthepoolboy over on TikTok. It’s been watched more than 4 million times because, well, have a watch for yourself. @jackthepoolboy Can you take care of my pipes?? @mikaelapascal ##sketchcomedy ##couplecomedy ##fyp ##funny ##sofunny ##comedy ##funnyvideos ##girlfriend ##comedycouple ♬ […] The post This ‘porn movie’ plumber ignoring his customer’s advances is a very funny watch appeared first on The Poke.
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Twisted Doodles illustrates beautifully how lockdown trends have evolved - the poke

Twisted Doodles illustrates beautifully how lockdown trends have evolved

The Irish artist who goes by the name Twisted Doodles has a real gift for making situations both clear and funny through her web cartoons. You’ve almost certainly seen a lot of her pictures, perhaps including these. Avoiding the news pic.twitter.com/Zx1YkNEy5X — TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) October 3, 2020 Things I’ve noticed during lockdown pic.twitter.com/ZnBMZRgrce — TwistedDoodles […] The post Twisted Doodles illustrates beautifully how lockdown trends have evolved appeared first on The Poke.
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This toddler raised her mum’s TikTok video to high comedy by stealing the phone - the poke

This toddler raised her mum’s TikTok video to high comedy by stealing the phone

When TikToker @kalynnbrianna was just getting ready to unleash her smooth moves on the world, dancing with a friend, her young daughter raised the video to new comedic levels by stealing the phone. Watch what happened. @kalynnbrianna we were just trying to be great ##fyp ♬ original sound – Loren gray Twitter recognised gold when […] The post This toddler raised her mum’s TikTok video to high comedy by stealing the phone appeared first on The Poke.
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Heathrow has just started offering £80 coronavirus tests – 5 spectacularly underwhelmed responses - the poke

Heathrow has just started offering £80 coronavirus tests – 5 spectacularly underwhelmed responses

Heathrow Airport is the first in the UK to make tests available for passengers going abroad. The tests, which are £80 each, are not compulsory and will only be offered to travellers heading to Hong Kong – which requires a recent negative test before entry The results are delivered within an hour, making them a […] The post Heathrow has just started offering £80 coronavirus tests – 5 spectacularly underwhelmed responses appeared first on The Poke.
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The government has forced Manchester into Tier 3 without adequate support – 14 scathing condemnations - the poke

The government has forced Manchester into Tier 3 without adequate support – 14 scathing condemnations

After the deadline of noon on Tuesday came and went without politicians reaching an agreement, Greater Manchester was put on notice of falling under Tier 3 rules without an economic package. Manchester negotiators had been holding out for £65m, down from £90m, but the government had refused to offer more than £60m. Ultimately, the economic […] The post The government has forced Manchester into Tier 3 without adequate support – 14 scathing condemnations appeared first on The Poke.
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This old ‘helpful’ tip in a magazine hasn’t aged well (and wasn’t exactly great back then) - the poke

This old ‘helpful’ tip in a magazine hasn’t aged well (and wasn’t exactly great back then)

We’re grateful to Redditor Nyxel_ for sharing this old ‘helpful’ tip in a magazine. There’s helpful and then there’s helpful. And then there’s this. Here are our favourite things people said about it. ‘Ye olden times really tried to speedrun environmental damages eh?’ Humongous_Schlong ‘Any time you read a warning not to do some insanely […] The post This old ‘helpful’ tip in a magazine hasn’t aged well (and wasn’t exactly great back then) appeared first on The Poke.
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‘I got a vasectomy today’ - the poke

‘I got a vasectomy today’

‘I got a vasectomy today,’ writes VeganForMyDick over on Reddit. ‘Shouldn’t those be around your hands?’ IndyPoker979 ‘Keeps you from licking the incision.’ brokefixfux Quite. ‘Is it just me or does that tap look…. like a penis with big balls?’ RomeoJune Now you mention it … READ MORE ‘Super gluing a pickle jar lid and […] The post ‘I got a vasectomy today’ appeared first on The Poke.
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Joe Biden had the perfect comeback after Donald Trump mocked him for listening to scientists - the poke

Joe Biden had the perfect comeback after Donald Trump mocked him for listening to scientists

Not long to go now until the US presidential elections and Donald Trump’s new tactic appears to be mocking Joe Biden for saying he’d listen to the scientists over Covid. Here’s what the so-called president had to say. Trump mocks Biden for pledging to listen to scientists. Watch this clip and ask yourself if Trump […] The post Joe Biden had the perfect comeback after Donald Trump mocked him for listening to scientists appeared first on The Poke.
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Sarah Cooper crushed Donald Trump Jr.’s whiny rant in this glorious lip-synch - the poke

Sarah Cooper crushed Donald Trump Jr.’s whiny rant in this glorious lip-synch

In case you haven’t seen it yet, Donald Trump Jr. is being dragged the length and breadth of the internet because he shared a cringeworthy video accusing Instagram and Twitter of suppressing his posts. Brace yourselves. I can’t get past how terrible this video is. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. And […] The post Sarah Cooper crushed Donald Trump Jr.’s whiny rant in this glorious lip-synch appeared first on The Poke.
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This anti-masker doesn’t believe in numbers and we’ve achieved Covidiocy Level: expert

This anti-masker doesn’t believe in numbers and we’ve achieved Covidiocy Level: expert

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Of all the arguments against wearing a mask – ‘the science doesn’t support it’, ‘they do more harm than good’, ‘the government is controlled by lizards’ etc, we have to say that we’ve yet to hear one quite as high up the covidiocy scale as the one offered by this Trump supporter.

The clip from The Young Turks news show has gone viral, and you can watch the full piece on their Instagram account.

In the meantime, here are a few of our favourite reactions.

One Twitter user had this riposte.

Looks like she’s been trumped.

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These anti-maskers invaded a shop without masks on and its peak covidiocy

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