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Our top 10 takes on the pandemic’s progress
Those whack-a-mole mini lockdowns are popping up everywhere, and it’s only going to take a few more regions locking down to push the UK into a national quarantine.
Tweeters have been talking about the newest restrictions, tests and the effects of months without enough exercise.
When that WHO guy started shouting Testing, testing, testing back in, I think, March maybe they thought he was checking his microphone.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) September 17, 2020
the North East now facing a 10pm curfew but Barnard Castle will remain open to people with Covid symptoms until midnight
— dave (@davemacladd) September 16, 2020
-we knew about #Covid_19 in January
-the WHO urged us to test test test
-instead, we stopped mass testing on 12 March
-then we did 10million tests a day and became the envy of the world
OK, I made that last one up
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) September 15, 2020
Poor rest of world. Their testing system must be truly s*** if we got the world beating one.
— Jill Foster (@JournalistJill) September 16, 2020
if we go into a second lockdown will you do any of the things you said youd do in the first one
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) September 14, 2020
As the government struggles to keep up with demand for Covid tests, Gavin Williamson suggests an algorithm to simply predict everyones results.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 16, 2020
Weird how the start of the pandemic feels like five years ago but Ireland handling it well feels like twenty.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) September 16, 2020
The system is overloaded. Please dont try to get a test unless you definitely have the virus, and no longer need a test. This will enable us to focus on denying tests to people who really need them, until they too definitely have the virus, and no longer need a test.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 16, 2020
Good news everybody: Mexico is gonna pay for the vaccine
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 10, 2020
my pre-lockdown trousers are now so tight I have to pierce them with a fork before I put them on so my legs don't overheat and explode
— Zoë Tomalin (@ZoeTomalin) September 16, 2020