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Emily Maitlis’s unfortunate slip-up introducing Alan Johnson is our new favourite TV gaffe - the poke

Emily Maitlis’s unfortunate slip-up introducing Alan Johnson is our new favourite TV gaffe

Here’s Emily Maitlis introducing former Labour MP and erstwhile home secretary Alan Johnson on Newsnight and, well, have a watch for yourself. “The former Health Secretary Alan Johnson joins us on the line from Hell. “Sorry, Hull” Hilarious! Forget the Prince Andrew interview, this is what you will be remembered for @Maitlis!#Newsnight pic.twitter.com/oRqwExOcYK — Charlie […] The post Emily Maitlis’s unfortunate slip-up introducing Alan Johnson is our new favourite TV gaffe appeared first on The Poke.
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A Somali-born congresswoman had the perfect response to Donald Trump’s racist attack - the poke

A Somali-born congresswoman had the perfect response to Donald Trump’s racist attack

We should be used to Donald Trump by now, but it still shocks when you hear him say things like this, no matter how many times he’s done it before. Here’s the so-called president at an election rally taking aim (and not for the first time) at Republican member of Congress, Ilhan Omar. Trump on […] The post A Somali-born congresswoman had the perfect response to Donald Trump’s racist attack appeared first on The Poke.
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This John Lewis sale item tells the story of one whole year in one simple picture - the poke

This John Lewis sale item tells the story of one whole year in one simple picture

If ever a picture summed up an entire year, then sure it’s this John Lewis sale item taken by Karen Fowler and shared on Twitter by @AmyAbroad. Absolutely nailed it. The story of one whole year in one simple picture. The photographer is Legend. — LaForge (@project_forge) September 22, 2020 This year’s John Lewis Christmas […] The post This John Lewis sale item tells the story of one whole year in one simple picture appeared first on The Poke.
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They played ‘In the Air Tonight’ at a Trump rally and it couldn’t have been less appropriate - the poke

They played ‘In the Air Tonight’ at a Trump rally and it couldn’t have been less appropriate

As the race for the White House nears the final strait, the incumbent seems more and more determined to make sure he gets to keep that all-important seat in the Oval Office. Unfortunately, that means that the Trump faithful have rallies to attend, like this one in Pennsylvania on Tuesday. Imagine trying to contract trace […] The post They played ‘In the Air Tonight’ at a Trump rally and it couldn’t have been less appropriate appeared first on The Poke.
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Woman have been sharing what they’d do without men for 24 hours and the responses went wildly viral - the poke

Woman have been sharing what they’d do without men for 24 hours and the responses went wildly viral

Over on Twitter someone called Veronica – or @wxixp – went wildly viral when she shared the answers to a TikTok which asked the question what they would do if there were no men on earth on 24 hours. She shared the answers and, well, have a read for yourself. ‘Saw a Tiktok that said, […] The post Woman have been sharing what they’d do without men for 24 hours and the responses went wildly viral appeared first on The Poke.
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Pubs will shut at 10pm to help battle the coronavirus – 7 responses worth raising a glass to - the poke

Pubs will shut at 10pm to help battle the coronavirus – 7 responses worth raising a glass to

As part of Boris Johnson’s strategy to tackle a second wave of the coronavirus, the prime minister announced today that pubs, restaurants and the like would have to shut at 10pm. JUST IN: U.K. PM Boris Johnson says pubs and restaurants in England must close at 10pm from Thursday in a bid to curb Covid-19 […] The post Pubs will shut at 10pm to help battle the coronavirus – 7 responses worth raising a glass to appeared first on The Poke.
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This Matt Lucas takedown of Boris Johnson has gone viral all over again because it’s even more relevant now - the poke

This Matt Lucas takedown of Boris Johnson has gone viral all over again because it’s even more relevant now

As you’ll have seen by now Boris Johnson has issued strict new Covid guidelines that he says could last up to six months. They include telling people to work from home (after telling them not to work from home) and closing pubs and restaurants and the like at 10pm (because that’s when Covid goes home). […] The post This Matt Lucas takedown of Boris Johnson has gone viral all over again because it’s even more relevant now appeared first on The Poke.
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People have been suggesting films with Donald Trump as a Bond Villain – these 14 diamonds are forever - the poke

People have been suggesting films with Donald Trump as a Bond Villain – these 14 diamonds are forever

We wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Donald Trump sees himself as the entrepreneurial version of James Bond – suave, edgy and irresistible to the ladies. Actor Devon Sawa, however, sees him as more of a Bond villain, so he set Twitter this challenge: Name title of the James Bond movie if Trump was the […] The post People have been suggesting films with Donald Trump as a Bond Villain – these 14 diamonds are forever appeared first on The Poke.
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This anti-masker doesn’t believe in numbers and we’ve achieved Covidiocy Level: expert - the poke

This anti-masker doesn’t believe in numbers and we’ve achieved Covidiocy Level: expert

Of all the arguments against wearing a mask – ‘the science doesn’t support it’, ‘they do more harm than good’, ‘the government is controlled by lizards’ etc, we have to say that we’ve yet to hear one quite as high up the covidiocy scale as the one offered by this Trump supporter. checkmate fauci pic.twitter.com/8nrzYhrqgz […] The post This anti-masker doesn’t believe in numbers and we’ve achieved Covidiocy Level: expert appeared first on The Poke.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s takedown of a Republican’s ‘dumb blonde’ troll was simply perfect - the poke

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s takedown of a Republican’s ‘dumb blonde’ troll was simply perfect

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had the perfect response for this Republican election hopeful who made the very unwise decision of trying to troll her on Twitter. And if we know one thing about American politics – we know at least two – it’s that you should never try to get one over on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on social […] The post Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s takedown of a Republican’s ‘dumb blonde’ troll was simply perfect appeared first on The Poke.
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This triathlete has gone viral because of an act of pure sportsmanship - the poke

This triathlete has gone viral because of an act of pure sportsmanship

With all the bad news bombarding us every day, it’s wonderful to be able to share a story of the most selfless good sportsmanship. At the end of the Santander Triathlon, Great Britain’s James Teagle must have thought his hopes of placing were dashed by a momentary lapse of concentration, but Spain’s Diego Méntrida, made […] The post This triathlete has gone viral because of an act of pure sportsmanship appeared first on The Poke.
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Whatever happens in the election, Joe Biden wins the prize for the best campaign ad - the poke

Whatever happens in the election, Joe Biden wins the prize for the best campaign ad

Donald Trump spends a lot of time talking about his presidential rival, Joe Biden, dubbing him “Sleepy Joe” or “Slow Joe”. We can only presume he needs to fill up the time allotted for talking about his triumphs. The problem with that, from Trump’s perspective, is that it presents the Biden campaign team with potential […] The post Whatever happens in the election, Joe Biden wins the prize for the best campaign ad appeared first on The Poke.
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Funniest wrong answer we’ve seen this week - the poke

Funniest wrong answer we’ve seen this week

Here’s a wrong answer that made us smile. ‘I almost got it,’ said midget_the_negan who shared it on Reddit. So close! ‘How the hell do you even type that shit in a computer.’ SuperFireBoy200 ‘Now all I have to do is say “But the answer is 17” and some angry know it all will condescendingly […] The post Funniest wrong answer we’ve seen this week appeared first on The Poke.
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This takedown was so brutal you’ll be cringing long after you’ve stopped looking at it - the poke

This takedown was so brutal you’ll be cringing long after you’ve stopped looking at it

Takedown of the week is simply brutal, as shared by Redditor elch3w who said: ‘F in the chat for our fallen comrade.’ They’re not kidding. OOF. ‘The fact that she didn’t even hesitate… I felt that the hardest.’ Tobmau ‘She didn’t even use the right you’re.’ Amko99mp ‘And he typed with an apostrophe and a […] The post This takedown was so brutal you’ll be cringing long after you’ve stopped looking at it appeared first on The Poke.
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This Harry Potter Memo Pad Reveals Hogwarts Castle The More Pieces Of Paper You Use - bored panda

This Harry Potter Memo Pad Reveals Hogwarts Castle The More Pieces Of Paper You Use

In case you didn’t receive your Hogwarts letter this year (the owl must have gotten lost—again), there’s another way to feel close to the school.
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Simply 13 Sunday Sport headlines to take the edge off just a little bit - the poke

Simply 13 Sunday Sport headlines to take the edge off just a little bit

Just 13 Sunday Sport headlines that are so ridiculous that they might help to take the edge off just a little bit. We begin with this one, shared by @JimMFelton on Twitter, from the Sunday just gone … 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. And there was also […] The post Simply 13 Sunday Sport headlines to take the edge off just a little bit appeared first on The Poke.
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The 12 best reactions to the Chris Whitty and Sir Patrick Vallance coronavirus briefing - the poke

The 12 best reactions to the Chris Whitty and Sir Patrick Vallance coronavirus briefing

In a break from convention, the Chief Medical Officer and the Chief Scientific Adviser to the Government, Chris Whitty and Patrick Vallance, have delivered a briefing on the coronavirus – without a politician present and with no opportunity for questions. Their message was stark and implored the country to act as one to protect as […] The post The 12 best reactions to the Chris Whitty and Sir Patrick Vallance coronavirus briefing appeared first on The Poke.
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This thread of ‘David Attenborough as insects’ is a wonder of the natural world - the poke

This thread of ‘David Attenborough as insects’ is a wonder of the natural world

We’re grateful to the great @pandamoanimum for this thread of David Attenborough as insects. Go! 1. Sir David Attenborough as insects. A thread. pic.twitter.com/gugdQNL3nn — Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 18, 2020 2. pic.twitter.com/DcB5TiQZj6 — Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 18, 2020 3. pic.twitter.com/Cy9jMEyVsm — Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 18, 2020 4. pic.twitter.com/1rVcJo0RfP — Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 18, 2020 5. […] The post This thread of ‘David Attenborough as insects’ is a wonder of the natural world appeared first on The Poke.
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This video of the Red Army Choir singing Tom Jones’ ‘Sex Bomb’ doesn’t disappoint - the poke

This video of the Red Army Choir singing Tom Jones’ ‘Sex Bomb’ doesn’t disappoint

Over on Twitter @ogiovetti went viral with this video of the Red Army Choir singing Tom Jones’ Sex Bomb. We’re not entirely sure of the context but that doesn’t matter right now. Just watch it. I don't know who needs to hear this, but here's the Red Army Choir singing 'Sex Bomb.' pic.twitter.com/LIVoRc2fHT — Olivia […] The post This video of the Red Army Choir singing Tom Jones’ ‘Sex Bomb’ doesn’t disappoint appeared first on The Poke.
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This video guide to varying levels of short-sightedness is a real eye-opener - the poke

This video guide to varying levels of short-sightedness is a real eye-opener

We’re grateful to ophthalmologist and comedian @DGlaucomflecken for sharing this video on Twitter, an insight into varying levels of short-sightedness. He originally posted on TikTok and it went viral because, well, have a watch for yourself. Shout out to all the myopes pic.twitter.com/6Q5WN7s5Bg — Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken) September 19, 2020 And here are our favourite […] The post This video guide to varying levels of short-sightedness is a real eye-opener appeared first on The Poke.
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This Seattle bookstore wins ‘Most 2020 Sign of the Day’

This Seattle bookstore wins ‘Most 2020 Sign of the Day’

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Sometimes, mere words can’t convey everything that’s necessary, and that’s when a picture might be better …or a gesture.

This ‘closed’ sign on Ada’s Technical Books in Seattle, where there’s not just Covid-19 and political unrest, but also wildfires, says everything we need to know without saying – well, anything really.

Well done, Ada’s staff.

s_huckabee_goebbels translated the sign from “book store”.

‘That’s the book store equivalent of “I literally can’t even rn”.’

A few Reddit users told us about other signs that are very apt for 2020.

I saw a sign in a bookstore that said “Due to recent developments, Apocalyptic Sci Fi has been moved to Current Events.”
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Our movie theatre had, “We’ll be back when real life stops reassembling a movie” on the marquee.
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Finally, this sign recalled by Same_Worth07 feels particularly relatable right now.

My local bookstore has a paper in the window with the new hours.

Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday are usually open days.

Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are probably not unless I feel like it days.

Sunday is theres a chance.

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