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This referee’s response when he saw himself on the big screen is surely all of us - the poke

This referee’s response when he saw himself on the big screen is surely all of us

Just a very funny moment and a brilliant spot shared on Twitter, this referee’s response when he looked up and spotted himself on the big screen. It was spotted by @OlanDaly and shared on Twitter by @murrayg9 and, well, have a watch for yourself. This makes me 🤣🤣 when you spot yourself on TV pic.twitter.com/q4qYFb2b4X […] The post This referee’s response when he saw himself on the big screen is surely all of us appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 15 hours ago
Unfortunate timing for Harry Potter fans, very funny for everyone else - the poke

Unfortunate timing for Harry Potter fans, very funny for everyone else

Well, that’s unfortunate. Harry Potter fans were left disappointed as a commuter train passed through the station at the same time as the steam train which served as the Hogwarts Express 🚂🚄 More here: https://t.co/Kd0UZfHMIr pic.twitter.com/jjlsxaxEJZ — SkyNews (@SkyNews) September 29, 2020 Reminded us of these people who were really, really excited about seeing the […] The post Unfortunate timing for Harry Potter fans, very funny for everyone else appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 15 hours ago
This Aussie guy trying to guess what colour this paint will be is the content we needed today - the poke

This Aussie guy trying to guess what colour this paint will be is the content we needed today

Here’s a minute or so to take the edge off everything else right now. It’s an Australian chap called @ChristianHull who is, by all accounts, getting rather good at guessing the colour of paints according to their various ingredients. And it’s not only the walls that it’ll be brightening up. Guessing paint colours for the […] The post This Aussie guy trying to guess what colour this paint will be is the content we needed today appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 16 hours ago
This 3-point summary on CNN of the first presidential debate totally nails it - the poke

This 3-point summary on CNN of the first presidential debate totally nails it

As you can’t fail to have noticed by now we’ve just had the first US presidential debate and it failed to live up even to the lowliest of expectations. And if you didn’t get a chance to watch it – why would you? – this 3-point summary of it on CNN, by lawyer and news […] The post This 3-point summary on CNN of the first presidential debate totally nails it appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 16 hours ago
This chef’s Boris Johnson burn was super subtle and so much better for it - the poke

This chef’s Boris Johnson burn was super subtle and so much better for it

You’d have to have been paying proper attention to BBC News to spot this chef’s Boris Johnson burn and that made it so much more rewarding. It’s not necessarily the wording that’s subtle, just the placement, as captured in this screengrab shared by @D4NXIII on Twitter. When you see it… 👀 pic.twitter.com/oMiX4m9VfS — D〰️ (@D4NXIII) […] The post This chef’s Boris Johnson burn was super subtle and so much better for it appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 17 hours ago
Donald Trump refused to condemn white supremacists – only 7 responses you need - the poke

Donald Trump refused to condemn white supremacists – only 7 responses you need

It was the most striking moment of a truly awful first presidential debate. Donald Trump was asked if he would condemn white supremacists and violent rightwing groups and he declined to do so. Not only that, he addressed the ‘Proud Boys’, a far-right wing group whose members have been sentenced to prison for attacking leftwing […] The post Donald Trump refused to condemn white supremacists – only 7 responses you need appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 17 hours ago
Mark Hamill had the last word on just how bad that first presidential debate was - the poke

Mark Hamill had the last word on just how bad that first presidential debate was

As you’ve probably seen by now, Donald Trump and Joe Biden have taken part in the first presidential debate, although it was only a ‘debate’ in the loosest possible terms. It prompted no shortage of comment online, although surely the last word on just how bad it was goes to Mark Hamill. That debate was […] The post Mark Hamill had the last word on just how bad that first presidential debate was appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 18 hours ago
The only 5 reactions you need to how Donald Trump and Joe Biden greeted their wives after the debate - the poke

The only 5 reactions you need to how Donald Trump and Joe Biden greeted their wives after the debate

The first presidential debate may not have been the slickest thing we’ve ever seen, with neither candidate emerging as a clear winner, but the way they greeted their wives after the 90-minute ordeal said a lot more than words could. Trump and Biden greet their spouses post-debate. pic.twitter.com/AFeNAqFN8v — The Recount (@therecount) September 30, 2020 […] The post The only 5 reactions you need to how Donald Trump and Joe Biden greeted their wives after the debate appeared first on The Poke.
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‘I Don’t Know Any K-Pop Bands, So I Decorated It With The Most Famous Korean I Know’: Big Brother Throws A Kim Jong-Un-Themed 12th Birthday Party For His Sister - bored panda

‘I Don’t Know Any K-Pop Bands, So I Decorated It With The Most Famous Korean I Know’: Big Brother Throws A Kim Jong-Un-Themed 12th Birthday Party For His Sister

In case you didn't know yet, K-pop is one of the hottest things trending among young people. Previously limited only to South Korea, K-pop has spread internationally and continues to gain more and more fans around the globe. With its catchy and trendy tunes, teenagers find themselves obsessing over K-pop bands such as Blackpink and BTS.
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‘The Great British Bake Off’s Noel Fielding as cakes’ is deliciously well done - the poke

‘The Great British Bake Off’s Noel Fielding as cakes’ is deliciously well done

The Great British Bake Off is back on Channel 4 as you can’t possibly have failed to notice, and what better way to fill the time until the next episode than this thread of Noel Fielding as cakes. It’s been done by @Pandamoanimum who’s very good at this and many other things besides (follow her […] The post ‘The Great British Bake Off’s Noel Fielding as cakes’ is deliciously well done appeared first on The Poke.
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Children were asked to ‘write letters to God’ and these 13 are heaven sent

Over on Twitter, @GospelJosiah has shared a bunch of letters written by children to God and they are a very funny, innocent read. ‘A teacher asked her class of Grade 3 kids to write letters to God, says @GospelJosiah. ‘And it’s mind blowing and innocently funny.’ 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. […] The post Children were asked to ‘write letters to God’ and these 13 are heaven sent appeared first on The Poke.
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Simply the 10 funniest coronavirus jokes we’ve seen today - the poke

Simply the 10 funniest coronavirus jokes we’ve seen today

The North East of England is about to come under the most stringent coronavirus rules in the UK, with different households banned from mingling, even in groups of six or fewer. The North West, however, has been dancing in the streets as the pubs close at 10pm, but the curfew remains in place. Over on […] The post Simply the 10 funniest coronavirus jokes we’ve seen today appeared first on The Poke.
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Actors are sharing the big parts they missed out on and it’s a glorious testimony to what might have been - the poke

Actors are sharing the big parts they missed out on and it’s a glorious testimony to what might have been

It all started when actor Charlie Condou went on Twitter to share the big role he missed out on which might have changed his career, and asked fellow actors and actresses to do the same. Actors: what part did you go up for and not get, which would’ve changed your career? I’ll start. Martin Freeman’s […] The post Actors are sharing the big parts they missed out on and it’s a glorious testimony to what might have been appeared first on The Poke.
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Nick Hewer went ‘full Partridge’ on a Countdown contestant and it’s brutal - the poke

Nick Hewer went ‘full Partridge’ on a Countdown contestant and it’s brutal

We haven’t watched Countdown for a while but either it’s a very different show to the one we remember, or presenter Nick Hewer simply didn’t mean to be quite so brutal as he is here. How nice of Nick Hewer to go full @AccidentalP on the impressive Chris Johnston on today’s Countdown! #Skinniest pic.twitter.com/tNthp1EAL9 — […] The post Nick Hewer went ‘full Partridge’ on a Countdown contestant and it’s brutal appeared first on The Poke.
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This supercut of Martin Roberts playing an invisible piano is today’s funniest thing - the poke

This supercut of Martin Roberts playing an invisible piano is today’s funniest thing

Over on Twitter, writer and long-time Harry Hill collaborator Daniel Maier noticed something about Homes Under the Hammer presenter Martin Roberts every time he said ‘why did you want to buy this place’. And it’s just brilliant. Martin Roberts’s Invisible ‘Why Did You Want To Buy This Place?’ Piano. pic.twitter.com/CsW0YmByck — Daniel Maier (@danielmaier) September […] The post This supercut of Martin Roberts playing an invisible piano is today’s funniest thing appeared first on The Poke.
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The only 5 responses you need to the U-turn on the Parliament bars’ curfew exemption - the poke

The only 5 responses you need to the U-turn on the Parliament bars’ curfew exemption

On Monday, news broke that the bars in the Houses of Parliament would not be subject to the same 10pm curfew as the rest of the country, because they were being counted as staff canteens, which are similarly exempt. Well – surprise, surprise – there was an outcry, with the exemption being seen as another […] The post The only 5 responses you need to the U-turn on the Parliament bars’ curfew exemption appeared first on The Poke.
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17 ‘Uninspirational’ posters that just make sense for 2020 - the poke

17 ‘Uninspirational’ posters that just make sense for 2020

The @Uninspirational Instagram account is the embodiment of 2020 – brutal. If you’re feeling more “Work. Cry. Sleep.” than “Live. Laugh. Love.“, these are the uninspirational quotes for you. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. The post 17 ‘Uninspirational’ posters that just make sense for 2020 appeared first on The Poke.
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Simon Brodkin’s coronavirus statement is a lot more believable than Matt Hancock’s - the poke

Simon Brodkin’s coronavirus statement is a lot more believable than Matt Hancock’s

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if a politician stood up and told the unadulterated truth about how they’re managing the coronavirus crisis, it could very well be a lot like this. @simonbrodkin They've definitely got it under control 😂 ##funny ##uk ##uklockdown ##comedy ##backtoschool ♬ original sound – Simon Brodkin 🇬🇧🤪 […] The post Simon Brodkin’s coronavirus statement is a lot more believable than Matt Hancock’s appeared first on The Poke.
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This 2019 clip of Jon Snow tearing Matt Hancock a new one is – sadly – as relevant as ever - the poke

This 2019 clip of Jon Snow tearing Matt Hancock a new one is – sadly – as relevant as ever

Back in March 2019, Channel 4’s Jon Snow gave Health Secretary a proper dressing down over the government’s Brexit chaos, and it was a thing of beauty. Watch for yourself. From March 2019. Nothing changes.@jonsnowC4 to Matt Hancock: “Nobody in the country knows what’s going on… And you know nothing about what’s going on, even […] The post This 2019 clip of Jon Snow tearing Matt Hancock a new one is – sadly – as relevant as ever appeared first on The Poke.
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Eric Trump’s attempt to defend his dad backfired horribly – 8 brutal comebacks - the poke

Eric Trump’s attempt to defend his dad backfired horribly – 8 brutal comebacks

After the New York Times revealed Trump‘s tax returns were a veritable skip fire of losses, spurious claims and wide-scale avoidance, his son, Eric, tried to deflect negative attention onto Trump’s electoral opponent, Joe Biden. When was the last time Biden donated his salary back to the federal government? Asking for a friend… — Eric […] The post Eric Trump’s attempt to defend his dad backfired horribly – 8 brutal comebacks appeared first on The Poke.
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The grim reaper turned up to this ‘back to school’ protest so they had to make another sign

The grim reaper turned up to this ‘back to school’ protest so they had to make another sign

the poke - 1 month ago

The grim reaper turning up was already funny, but what makes this even better is the special sign these ‘back to school’ protestors made in response.

‘Grim Reaper supporting Karens on their protest to open schools, said invertedparadoxxx who shared it on Reddit.

And just in case that sign in the middle is a little bit tricky to read …

‘—> they are not with us’

We’re presuming that everyone wants their children to get back to school. Just when it’s totally safe for everyone, obviously.

And just a few of the things people said about it.

‘It takes dedication to dress in head-to-toe Grim Reaper in Houston when average daily temperatures are 99°F (37.2°C).’ TooShiftyForYou

‘He should move to the left. They’d have to edit the sign.’ andbruno

‘The thing that’s really infuriating me about this pic is the fact that they used a bright-ass red marker. I could barely read that shit.’ Red-Echidna

‘Reaper needs another sign They will be with me soon enough.’ CowboyLaw

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Simply the funniest parody of anti-mask conspiracy theories youll see today

Source Reddit u/invertedparadoxxx

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