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Simply 13 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson having his temperature checked
We asked you for your captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson having his temperature taken …
— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 7, 2020
… and you didn’t disappoint. Here are our favourites (along with some others we spotted along the way).
Completely empty. Proceed…
— Ray Armfield (@KentWomble) August 7, 2020
Government announces there is still no test for stupid. https://t.co/Wc2vF74NNJ
— Jolyon Rubinstein (@JolyonRubs) August 7, 2020
no Ive been scanning for 20 minutes and its not picking up any activity at all, can I stop now, my arm is getting sore
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) August 7, 2020
Set phasers to kill
— FlakMagnet WEAR A FRICKIN' MASK #3.5% (@Flakmagnet1) August 7, 2020
— Woke Mayo (@WokeMayo) August 7, 2020
Worth a try, it worked for the Men In Black…
— Tony (@MrTonyBe) August 7, 2020
She laughed as the new lie detector started reading off the scale.
— Russell (@Bluekangaroo21) August 7, 2020
"OK, that's a sixpack of beer, a jar of pickles and one national embarrassment. Do you want a bag?" https://t.co/tsJhK3ZG4r
— Gregor Schwayer (@gremisch) August 7, 2020
Bar-code must be funny…..the price keeps coming up in roubles…. https://t.co/XAQTyYIyeP
— (Social) Liberal Leigh #FBPE (@Liberal_Leigh) August 7, 2020
— jayne-the socially distancing-unicorn (@unicornthejayne) August 7, 2020
"Scanner's no workin'.
Need a price check for a useless cunt" pic.twitter.com/2ACsTMk8ya
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) August 6, 2020
Youd be better off pointing it at his dick pic.twitter.com/rPdh6WIS42
— James Serafinowicz (@flidby) August 6, 2020
Julie knew if it wasnt a clean kill, she would need to save the last bullet, to turn the gun on herself. They wouldnt take her alive pic.twitter.com/cbeF9PtQlb
— Jamie Allerton (@JayAllerton) August 6, 2020
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