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‘Ad Placement of the Week’ goes to the company that grabbed this opportunity
In the dog-eat-vegan-sausage-roll world of marketing, it’s crucial to grab opportunities that present themselves, like a company called Flight Centre has here. via Gfycat Give that ad-person an award. Source Reddit Image Reddit
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the poke - 26 minutes ago
How We Shop Now
Great cartoon by ManchildManor which went viral on Reddit because it really captures how we shap now. ‘But your store is cute!’ Fellow Redditor joeymcswizzle recommended a different approach. ‘Here’s how you do it: 1. Check prices online and decide on basically what you want. 2. Test drive stuff at Guitar Center and get a […]
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the poke - 33 minutes ago
This Deaf And Blind Rescue Dog Takes Care Of Every Foster Pet That Comes Into His House
We don't need to tell you that dogs are wholesome beings because you probably already know that. Yet, they never stop surprising us with their compassion, loyalty, and the joy they bring us. All we have to do to deserve it is to simply be kind and take good care of them.
bored panda - 37 minutes ago
‘I somehow accepted a date invite and then stood him up without even knowing it’
Today’s episode of the ‘wonderful world of Tinder’ comes courtesy of danimuse over on Reddit. ‘Today I somehow accepted a date invite, and then stood him up, without even knowing it’ Someone’s been wasting time here, but it definitely wasn’t her. And it turned out it was more common than you might think. ‘That happened […]
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the poke - 50 minutes ago
Someone tried to get translation work done dirt cheap – with added racism
It’s bad enough that some people don’t appreciate the value of someone’s labour, but when they throw racism into the mix as well, that global extinction starts to look a little more welcome. Over on the r/choosingbeggars subreddit, someone called madmoons shared this conversation that slides swiftly downhill, and just keeps going. Trigger warning for […]
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the poke - 56 minutes ago
16 vehicle decals that give off very unfortunate messages (NSFW)
Top tip: when adding slogans or company names to a vehicle, always, ALWAYS factor in how it’s going to look when any moving parts, well, move. It’s advice that would have prevented these little mishaps, many of them NSFW. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.
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the poke - 3 hours ago
“Every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests” – the 11 funniest reactions
In “This isn’t a joke” news, a man on Twitter suggested other men should put themselves together a stash of womanly things for when they entertain the ladies, and people have been taking the piss. Here’s his own stash, or “lady drawer”. I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on […]
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the poke - 4 hours ago
The only 6 reactions you need to the Brexit Party MEP’s Brexit lightbulb moment
The UK’s MEPs are currently winding down their involvement with the European Parliament ahead of Brexit, which is merely days away. One Brexit Party MEP took to Twitter with a concern about the future. Attending the penultimate session of the #EuropeanParliament’s #FisheriesCommittee #PECHcommittee) with #BritishMEPs. The big question now is, who will be here to […]
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the poke - 5 hours ago
‘I saw this on Facebook and I am absolutely inconsolable’
Which one’s your favourite? It went wildly viral after it was shared on Twitter by @SzMarsupial who said: “I saw this on Facebook and I am absolutely inconsolable.” What my microwave sees when i’m waiting for my hot pockets to heat up at 2am pic.twitter.com/qIhnGldaWL — Dahvoun (@Dahvoun) January 18, 2020 Almost died laughing at […]
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the poke - 17 hours ago
Astronauts Are Reading Bedtime Stories To Children From Space And It’s The Definition Of Otherworldly
What kid doesn't love falling asleep while listening to a captivating story? Not only is it fun, but listening to bedtime stories also help develop kids' literacy, vocabulary, and imagination. But do parents love doing it as much as their children would like to? Well, sadly, not everyone. So, if you're one of those who get bored reading to your kids every night, there are people who can help you out.
bored panda - 20 hours ago
‘My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains’
Finally, a sensible (and informative) use for Tinder! ‘My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history,’ says Remexa over on Reddit. And if you’re wondering quite exactly how that pans out, well, here you go. And never let it be said that […]
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the poke - 20 hours ago
Teen Makes A Stunning Dress From Scratch After Learning His Prom Date Couldn’t Afford One
Even though we all have very different preferences when it comes to fashion and we're not here to argue about taste, we can probably all agree that most girls tend to have that Disney-bound dream when it comes to prom. Suddenly they're all about those puffy princess-like dresses and boy, are expectations high when they're on the hunt for that perfect one! Such was the case when Pendleton Heights senior Adrianna Rust went out looking for her perfect gown to wear to prom. While it's safe to say she did find one, the price tag made her leave with a frown upon her face.
bored panda - 20 hours ago
That fabulous Two Ronnies’ Mastermind sketch but re-edited so he’s giving the right answers
This is very cleverly done by @Darren_Dutton, the fabulous Two Ronnies sketch in which Ronnie Corbett’s specialist subject is answering the question before last, but re-edited so he’s now giving the right answer. If you re-edit the Two Ronnies' Mastermind sketch so that Ronnie B is asking the right question, the audience is just pissing […]
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the poke - 20 hours ago
Tom Baker was one of our favourite HIGNFY guest hosts and here’s why
It’s Tom Baker’s 86th birthday today so, ahem, travel back in time to enjoy these moments from when he guest hosted Have I Got News For You. As shared by @Tomfan_photos on Twitter, it was 2008 and the great man materialised in the presenter’s chair, telling everyone ‘Good evening, I used to be Jon Pertwee.’ […]
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the poke - 21 hours ago
‘Damn that cat is protective of its human’
This cat’s unexpected defensive manoeuvre is pretty much the only thing we can think of right now. Damn that cat is protective of it's human We had to watch it again. And again. ‘I like to think that car was gonna attack and swerved when it saw the cat spring into action.’ heres_2_it ‘Kung Fu […]
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the poke - 23 hours ago
People aren’t being entirely kind about Laurence Fox’s singing on the Jeremy Vine Show
Laurence Fox’s unlikely foray into the headlines – Question Time, refusing to date woke women, that sort of thing – has prompted someone to dig up the moment he sang on Channel 5’s Jeremy Vine Show. The good news is it’s only a short clip. The even better news is that it’s everything you’d hope […]
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the poke - 23 hours ago
14 layout fails that leave the messages hopelessly or hilariously jumbled
If you want to get your message across, it’s really important to words your get in the order right. Unlike these 14. 1. Donate to help end children 2. Obs Uot Roo Kr E 3. Don’t worry you’ll about it be ok 4. Gapple Fcrumble 5. Never do your best – Quit 6. Have you […]
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the poke - 1 day ago
The look on this guy’s face when he realises the camera is on him is 10/10
The moment this guy realised the camera was on him went wildly viral because, well, have a watch for yourself. Close call but I think I got away with it pic.twitter.com/AVLayYbjTr — James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 19, 2020 The ‘kiss cam’ operator picked the couple out from the crowd at a football match in Ecuador […]
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the poke - 1 day ago
There might be a bit of a design flaw with this bin lorry
Anybody worrying that AI and automation are going to make humans redundant in the near future should console themselves with the knowledge that things like this still happen. Garbage truck trying it’s best to grab a trash can from r/funny That’s not what you’d call a win. As u/catbugthechef remarked, “That’s either the first day […]
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the poke - 1 day ago
This incredible CCTV of a jewellery shop robbery is the best slapstick you’ll see today
We’re not sure there’s ever been a less competent robbery than this one at a jeweller’s in Haringey. Yo I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/WReeOIMc8D — mauricio pocketinno (@yxnnck) January 18, 2020 N.B. The assistant was shaken but suffered no major physical injuries. The three idiots may be useless robbers, but they’d be a shoo-in if anyone […]
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This singular interplay between the manual and the mental, between the mechanics and the magic of writing, is what Ross Gay — another poet with a playful spirit and an expansive mind, whom Sacks would have gleefully befriended — considers in a passage from his immeasurably delightful Book of Delights (public library) — one of the most satisfying books of 2019.
Having written his “essayettes” on delight by hand, Gay reflects on the “surprising and utter delight” of this mode of composition — a courageously countercultural delight, I must add as my own fingertips press into the cold plastic with the blind faith that an invisible wizardry of ones, zeroes, and silicon will translate motion into meaning. Gay writes:
The process of thinking that writing is, made disappearable by the delete button, makes a whole part of the experience of writing, which is the production of a good deal of florid detritus, flotsam and jetsam, all those words that mean what you have written and cannot disappear (the scratch-out its own archive), which is the weird path toward what you have come to know, which is called thinking, which is what writing is.
For instance, the previous run-on sentence is a sentence fragment, and it happened in part because of the really nice time my body was having making this lavender Le Pen make the loop-de-looping we call language. I mean writing.
Consequently, some important aspect of my thinking, particularly the breathlessness, the accruing syntax, the not quite articulate pleasure that evades or could give a fuck about the computers green corrective lines (how they injure us!) would be chiseled, likely with a semicolon and a proper predicate, into something correct, and, maybe, dull. To be sure, it would have less of the actual magic writing is, which comes from our bodies, which we actually think with, quiet as its kept.
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