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Some next-level trolling in response to Donald Trump’s call to delay the election
You’ve probably seen Donald Trump is rather keen on delaying the US presidential elections due to take place in November. Here’s what he said on Twitter a little while back. With Universal Mail-In Voting (not Absentee Voting, which is good), 2020 will be the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in history. It will be a […]
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the poke - 11 hours ago
You don’t have to be called Ross to play in goal for Ross County … but it helps
We’re grateful to @G4rve who shared this newspaper cutting on Twitter and said: ‘Stage 1 complete. All Ross County’s goalkeepers are now called Ross. Now onto Stage 2, the defence.’ What are the chances department … I’m perennially disappointed that @KeithFC only has one player called Keith. — Keith (@keefeglise) August 2, 2020 I think […]
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the poke - 11 hours ago
Trump’s latest interview works so well with Monty Python’s parrot sketch it’s uncanny
This is brilliantly done by @Darren_Dutton, whose put Donald Trump’s latest car crash of an interview together with the audio from Monty Python’s parrot sketch and, well, have a watch for yourself. Trump's latest interview vs monty python parrot sketch pic.twitter.com/GKlpNF4ffB — Darren Dutton (@Darren_Dutton) August 4, 2020 Bravo! The argument clinic would have also […]
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the poke - 13 hours ago
This San Francisco-Based Muralist Painted A Fascinating Marsh Rosemary On Six Walls Of The San José Mcenery Convention Center Building
Living in a city crammed with enormous buildings, constantly running cars and huge concrete streets, you inevitably start to miss the good old Mother Nature. Luckily, there are some talented artists out there who are able to bring a fraction of flora even to the most urban-looking view. One of them is a San Francisco-based muralist named Mona Caron.
bored panda - 15 hours ago
10 of our favourite funny takes on how we’re coping with the coronavirus
We’ve been checking in on what people have been saying about the coronavirus, and we’re impressed by and grateful for the continued sense of humour displayed on Twitter. These are our favourite new takes on everything that’s going on in these bizarre times. 1. Sorry pal, no face mask, no ride! pic.twitter.com/cQUEUYm3MK — Storm Huntley […]
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the poke - 18 hours ago
“When Mama Wolf’s ‘Me Time’ Gets Interrupted By Needy Pups”
"Although Belle has all the qualities of a great mother, raising six youngsters isn't always easy and this [footage] captures that."
bored panda - 18 hours ago
Someone Sums Up All The Bad Things That Happened In 2020, And The Worst Part Is There’s Still 5 Months To Go
This recap of what 2020 has been like so far is like the year itself: tormenting, slow, and never-ending.
bored panda - 18 hours ago
There’s never been a better time to take up fencing
If being stuck indoors for months has got you champing at the bit for some exercise, you should seriously consider fencing, as this poster for La Jolla Fencing Academy in California humorously demonstrates. TOUCHÉ! READ MORE Inspired Fencing Advert Of The Day Source u/hotsteamingpho Image u/hotsteamingpho, @grianghraf on Unsplash
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the poke - 18 hours ago
Drug-Smuggling Cat Escaped High-Security Prison In Sri Lanka
This just in—a cat detained at a high-security Sri Lanka prison has escaped! The feline was jailed for allegedly trying to smuggle drugs and cell phone SIM cards. The drug lord was detected by jail intelligence officials this Saturday at Sri Lanka's main prison—Welikada Prison, police officials report.
bored panda - 19 hours ago
Wife Publishes An Obituary For Her Late Husband Who Died From Coronavirus, Blames His Death On ‘Covidiots’ And Trump
A grieving widow writes a powerful obituary for her husband who died from coronavirus, and it gives everyone a lot to think about.
bored panda - 19 hours ago
Cancel the search – we’ve found the perfect example of irony
Someone on Reddit has discovered the perfect example of irony Hang on … As BadUsername25 explained, “I can’t read the article about pointless monthly subscriptions without buying a monthly subscription.” Top trolling from the Wall Street Journal. There’s only one question …What Would Alanis Do? via Gfycat READ MORE This anti-vaxxer mum was oh so […]
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the poke - 21 hours ago
People loved the BBC’s response to complaints about a same-sex kiss on a CBBC show
The BBC has been applauded for its response to people who complained about a same-sex kiss on CBBC show, The Next Step. The mockumentary-style show follows members of a competitive dance studio and aired a kiss between characters Jude (Molly Sanders) and Cleo (Dani Verago) after they performed a routine together. Although it was praised […]
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the poke - 1 day ago
Person Compares Lady Gaga’s Looks To iPhone Cases And It Looks Like He’s Onto Something
If Internet karma was gold, Twitter user @BADIDEAA has just struck a mine that could last him a lifetime. On the 1st of August, he made a thread called 'Lady Gaga as iPhones', comparing the famous singer to the iconic Apple device and it immediately went viral, generating over 373,000 likes and 58K retweets
bored panda - 1 day ago
11 of the funniest tweets about living in a pandemic
As sporadic lockdowns break out in various parts of England and the Eat Out To Help Out voucher comes into play, we can’t help feeling there’s a bit of an impasse between “stay home and don’t die” and “smear yourself in Peri-Peri sauce and roll through a pile of fries” – to paraphrase. These people […]
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the poke - 1 day ago
Guy Lends His Friend His Pair Of Shoes For A Wedding, Receives Funny Live Updates From Their Perspective
One groomsman didn't have the right shoes for the wedding he was attending, so instead of buying a new pair just for that one night, he decided to ask around if someone had a pair that would fit the dresscode. And as luck would have it, one of his friends owned a pair that was perfect for the occasion.
bored panda - 1 day ago
Someone Calls Schwarzenegger A Snowflake, Gets Terminated
Take notes, kids. Big bro Arnie gives a masterclass on terminating trolls with the most wholesome mic drop reply. And yes, it does include a piece of advice, Governator-style.
bored panda - 1 day ago
Adele Is Almost Unrecognizable After Her 98lb Weight Loss And With Curly Hair
This new bombshell photo of Adele could easily pass as Botticelli's The Birth of Venus because the internet doesn't even... know what to do with this beauty.
bored panda - 1 day ago
This self-styled nerd’s ‘manquisition’ of a female friend had the entire internet shaking its head
There’s a subReddit called ‘Am I The Asshole’ in which people check in to make sure they did the right thing. Or, as is often the case, the very, very wrong thing. And occasionally one of the tales will go viral because it’s very funny, or a total facepalm, or both. And this is a […]
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the poke - 1 day ago
Munya Chawawa hilariously takes down heatwave-related everyday racism
Although the current grey skies suggest otherwise, this past weekend saw scorching temperatures in the UK, including the hottest day of the year so far. Comedian Munya Chawawa spotted the weather forecast and predicted the heat-related everyday racism about to be unleashed on people of colour. 34 degrees tomorrow? Somewhere in Britain, this conversation will […]
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the poke - 1 day ago
Woman Posts A Ridiculous Ad For A Babysitter, Offers $100 A Week For Taking Care Of Her 2 Daughters
The amount of choosing beggars among us is astounding. Never have I thought there would be this many people who expect everyone to just slave for them for reasons they can't explain themselves.
Except this time, the internet went crazy over a furry ball from China who constantly looks upset. Thanks to its unique facial markings, the floof looks so sad that people wonder, What happened to you?
A Chinese woman, known by her nametag Simpson Xin, shared the footage on Doyuin last Thursday and it quickly got 2 million views. The woman revisited Moggie, who is thought to be a stray cat, but wasn’t able to bring the feline home since she already had a pet.
This stray cat from China with unique facial markings looks so upset it went viral on social media
This is what people had to say
Here are some more unique looking cats we previously wrote about
