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‘Ad Placement of the Week’ goes to the company that grabbed this opportunity - the poke

‘Ad Placement of the Week’ goes to the company that grabbed this opportunity

In the dog-eat-vegan-sausage-roll world of marketing, it’s crucial to grab opportunities that present themselves, like a company called Flight Centre has here. via Gfycat Give that ad-person an award. Source Reddit Image Reddit The post ‘Ad Placement of the Week’ goes to the company that grabbed this opportunity appeared first on The Poke.
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How We Shop Now - the poke

How We Shop Now

Great cartoon by ManchildManor which went viral on Reddit because it really captures how we shap now. ‘But your store is cute!’ Fellow Redditor joeymcswizzle recommended a different approach. ‘Here’s how you do it: 1. Check prices online and decide on basically what you want. 2. Test drive stuff at Guitar Center and get a […] The post How We Shop Now appeared first on The Poke.
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This Deaf And Blind Rescue Dog Takes Care Of Every Foster Pet That Comes Into His House - bored panda

This Deaf And Blind Rescue Dog Takes Care Of Every Foster Pet That Comes Into His House

We don't need to tell you that dogs are wholesome beings because you probably already know that. Yet, they never stop surprising us with their compassion, loyalty, and the joy they bring us. All we have to do to deserve it is to simply be kind and take good care of them.
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‘I somehow accepted a date invite and then stood him up without even knowing it’ - the poke

‘I somehow accepted a date invite and then stood him up without even knowing it’

Today’s episode of the ‘wonderful world of Tinder’ comes courtesy of danimuse over on Reddit. ‘Today I somehow accepted a date invite, and then stood him up, without even knowing it’ Someone’s been wasting time here, but it definitely wasn’t her. And it turned out it was more common than you might think. ‘That happened […] The post ‘I somehow accepted a date invite and then stood him up without even knowing it’ appeared first on The Poke.
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Someone tried to get translation work done dirt cheap – with added racism - the poke

Someone tried to get translation work done dirt cheap – with added racism

It’s bad enough that some people don’t appreciate the value of someone’s labour, but when they throw racism into the mix as well, that global extinction starts to look a little more welcome. Over on the r/choosingbeggars subreddit, someone called madmoons shared this conversation that slides swiftly downhill, and just keeps going. Trigger warning for […] The post Someone tried to get translation work done dirt cheap – with added racism appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 50 minutes ago
16 vehicle decals that give off very unfortunate messages (NSFW) - the poke

16 vehicle decals that give off very unfortunate messages (NSFW)

Top tip: when adding slogans or company names to a vehicle, always, ALWAYS factor in how it’s going to look when any moving parts, well, move. It’s advice that would have prevented these little mishaps, many of them NSFW. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. The post 16 vehicle decals that give off very unfortunate messages (NSFW) appeared first on The Poke.
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“Every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests” – the 11 funniest reactions - the poke

“Every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests” – the 11 funniest reactions

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The only 6 reactions you need to the Brexit Party MEP’s Brexit lightbulb moment - the poke

The only 6 reactions you need to the Brexit Party MEP’s Brexit lightbulb moment

The UK’s MEPs are currently winding down their involvement with the European Parliament ahead of Brexit, which is merely days away. One Brexit Party MEP took to Twitter with a concern about the future. Attending the penultimate session of the #EuropeanParliament’s #FisheriesCommittee #PECHcommittee) with #BritishMEPs. The big question now is, who will be here to […] The post The only 6 reactions you need to the Brexit Party MEP’s Brexit lightbulb moment appeared first on The Poke.
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‘I saw this on Facebook and I am absolutely inconsolable’

Which one’s your favourite? It went wildly viral after it was shared on Twitter by @SzMarsupial who said: “I saw this on Facebook and I am absolutely inconsolable.” What my microwave sees when i’m waiting for my hot pockets to heat up at 2am pic.twitter.com/qIhnGldaWL — Dahvoun (@Dahvoun) January 18, 2020 Almost died laughing at […] The post ‘I saw this on Facebook and I am absolutely inconsolable’ appeared first on The Poke.
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Astronauts Are Reading Bedtime Stories To Children From Space And It’s The Definition Of Otherworldly

What kid doesn't love falling asleep while listening to a captivating story? Not only is it fun, but listening to bedtime stories also help develop kids' literacy, vocabulary, and imagination. But do parents love doing it as much as their children would like to? Well, sadly, not everyone. So, if you're one of those who get bored reading to your kids every night, there are people who can help you out.
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‘My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains’ - the poke

‘My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains’

Finally, a sensible (and informative) use for Tinder! ‘My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history,’ says Remexa over on Reddit. And if you’re wondering quite exactly how that pans out, well, here you go. And never let it be said that […] The post ‘My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains’ appeared first on The Poke.
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Teen Makes A Stunning Dress From Scratch After Learning His Prom Date Couldn’t Afford One

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That fabulous Two Ronnies’ Mastermind sketch but re-edited so he’s giving the right answers - the poke

That fabulous Two Ronnies’ Mastermind sketch but re-edited so he’s giving the right answers

This is very cleverly done by @Darren_Dutton, the fabulous Two Ronnies sketch in which Ronnie Corbett’s specialist subject is answering the question before last, but re-edited so he’s now giving the right answer. If you re-edit the Two Ronnies' Mastermind sketch so that Ronnie B is asking the right question, the audience is just pissing […] The post That fabulous Two Ronnies’ Mastermind sketch but re-edited so he’s giving the right answers appeared first on The Poke.
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Tom Baker was one of our favourite HIGNFY guest hosts and here’s why - the poke

Tom Baker was one of our favourite HIGNFY guest hosts and here’s why

It’s Tom Baker’s 86th birthday today so, ahem, travel back in time to enjoy these moments from when he guest hosted Have I Got News For You. As shared by @Tomfan_photos on Twitter, it was 2008 and the great man materialised in the presenter’s chair, telling everyone ‘Good evening, I used to be Jon Pertwee.’ […] The post Tom Baker was one of our favourite HIGNFY guest hosts and here’s why appeared first on The Poke.
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‘Damn that cat is protective of its human’ - the poke

‘Damn that cat is protective of its human’

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People aren’t being entirely kind about Laurence Fox’s singing on the Jeremy Vine Show - the poke

People aren’t being entirely kind about Laurence Fox’s singing on the Jeremy Vine Show

Laurence Fox’s unlikely foray into the headlines – Question Time, refusing to date woke women, that sort of thing – has prompted someone to dig up the moment he sang on Channel 5’s Jeremy Vine Show. The good news is it’s only a short clip. The even better news is that it’s everything you’d hope […] The post People aren’t being entirely kind about Laurence Fox’s singing on the Jeremy Vine Show appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 23 hours ago
14 layout fails that leave the messages hopelessly or hilariously jumbled - the poke

14 layout fails that leave the messages hopelessly or hilariously jumbled

If you want to get your message across, it’s really important to words your get in the order right. Unlike these 14. 1. Donate to help end children 2. Obs Uot Roo Kr E 3. Don’t worry you’ll about it be ok 4. Gapple Fcrumble 5. Never do your best – Quit 6. Have you […] The post 14 layout fails that leave the messages hopelessly or hilariously jumbled appeared first on The Poke.
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The look on this guy’s face when he realises the camera is on him is 10/10 - the poke

The look on this guy’s face when he realises the camera is on him is 10/10

The moment this guy realised the camera was on him went wildly viral because, well, have a watch for yourself. Close call but I think I got away with it pic.twitter.com/AVLayYbjTr — James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 19, 2020 The ‘kiss cam’ operator picked the couple out from the crowd at a football match in Ecuador […] The post The look on this guy’s face when he realises the camera is on him is 10/10 appeared first on The Poke.
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There might be a bit of a design flaw with this bin lorry - the poke

There might be a bit of a design flaw with this bin lorry

Anybody worrying that AI and automation are going to make humans redundant in the near future should console themselves with the knowledge that things like this still happen. Garbage truck trying it’s best to grab a trash can from r/funny That’s not what you’d call a win. As u/catbugthechef remarked, “That’s either the first day […] The post There might be a bit of a design flaw with this bin lorry appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 1 day ago
This incredible CCTV of a jewellery shop robbery is the best slapstick you’ll see today - the poke

This incredible CCTV of a jewellery shop robbery is the best slapstick you’ll see today

We’re not sure there’s ever been a less competent robbery than this one at a jeweller’s in Haringey. Yo I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/WReeOIMc8D — mauricio pocketinno (@yxnnck) January 18, 2020 N.B. The assistant was shaken but suffered no major physical injuries. The three idiots may be useless robbers, but they’d be a shoo-in if anyone […] The post This incredible CCTV of a jewellery shop robbery is the best slapstick you’ll see today appeared first on The Poke.
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This guy’s girlfriend got rather less than she bargained for ‘adopting’ a Koala

This guy’s girlfriend got rather less than she bargained for ‘adopting’ a Koala

the poke - 1 week ago

It’s quite a widespread thing these days for people to ‘adopt’ an animal, from a cute fluffy thing at your local zoo to something less cuddly and much further away.

Less widespread, at least among people who have reached adulthood, is the perception that if you ‘adopt’ one of these animals you actually, you know, adopt them.

So imagine this woman’s disappointment when she found out that wasn’t true.

Bunbasaur: ‘I’m hoping she was super drunk otherwise I can only assume your girlfriend is about 7 years old.’

MisterEd_ak: ‘I don’t think you are koalafied to keep one as a pet.’

It’s probably for the best.

randoman99: ‘You do not want a koala for a pet. They may look cuddly, but theyre wild animals. They also require a very specific diet, so unless youre an expert youd probably just end up killing the poor thing. If youre lucky, before it chews your finger off. And if thats not enough, theyre a protected species, so its illegal to keep one as a pet.’

Just to confirm in case anyone is still in doubt …

adriannaallison: ‘World Wildlife Federation does a donation program where you pick the animal you want to adopt. Your donation goes to help the type of animal you chose. They send you a little book about the animal, and a stuffed toy version of the animal. My son got one for his girlfriend for Valentine’s one year and it even came with chocolates. Might be the closest she can get since they won’t give her the real thing…lol’

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Koala gets so excited it runs head-first into a tree

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