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The cat nearly ruined this crazily elaborate stunt but ended it making it even better - the poke

The cat nearly ruined this crazily elaborate stunt but ended it making it even better

Hats off to anyone who even thinks about doing this sort of crazily elaborate stunt, let alone actually pulling it off. As someone who struggles to get the milk in the bowl in the morning, we were mightily impressed. Right at the very end all their best efforts were nearly ruined by the cat, but […] The post The cat nearly ruined this crazily elaborate stunt but ended it making it even better appeared first on The Poke.
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The video of the way these ants and termites stop it all kicking off is just amazing - the poke

The video of the way these ants and termites stop it all kicking off is just amazing

We don’t want to get all David Attenborough on you – you’re right, there really is no danger of that – but this video of how ants and termites avoid conflict is really rather amazing. A trail of termites (above) and a trail of 🐜 ant (below), both protected by a row of their soldiers […] The post The video of the way these ants and termites stop it all kicking off is just amazing appeared first on The Poke.
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Savage burn of the week - the poke

Savage burn of the week

‘That’s gotta hurt,’ says DifRuX over on Reddit. Although some people he reckoned he got exactly what was coming to him. ‘That’s what happens when you fish for compliments in shark infested waters,’ said thesheeponthebeach. Exactly,’ said eorabs. ‘Dude had it coming for that obvious shit.’ Tough crowd. READ MORE 11 of the funniest (and […] The post Savage burn of the week appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 59 minutes ago
Someone just invented a reusable tissue and everyone’s making the same point - the poke

Someone just invented a reusable tissue and everyone’s making the same point

In the battle to cut down on single use products there are lots of sensible things you can do – take your own cup to the coffee shop rather than using a takeaway one, stuff like that. But this so-called invention aimed at cutting back on single use tissues might not be quite so revolutionary […] The post Someone just invented a reusable tissue and everyone’s making the same point appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 6 hours ago
Daft Limmy being told by his son to ‘stop streaming and get some fresh air’ is a beautiful parenting moment - the poke

Daft Limmy being told by his son to ‘stop streaming and get some fresh air’ is a beautiful parenting moment

When Daft Limmy’s not being very funny on Twitter he can often by found gaming on his Twitch channel. And it was while he was there that he suffered an unexpected interruption by his son and it’s a very funny watch. Here’s just a little bit of what Limmy had to say. ‘I need to […] The post Daft Limmy being told by his son to ‘stop streaming and get some fresh air’ is a beautiful parenting moment appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 7 hours ago
‘Friend is upset I won’t let him use my new car to get laid’ - the poke

‘Friend is upset I won’t let him use my new car to get laid’

Similar to the maxim ‘never do business with friends’ is ‘never borrow something from friends that they really really hold close to their heart. Extension lead? Yes. Car? Probably not.’ And it was a fatal mistake that this friend made and we’re worried (not overly) that they might not be friends anymore. ‘Friend is upset […] The post ‘Friend is upset I won’t let him use my new car to get laid’ appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 7 hours ago
“This NYT correction just gets better and better” - the poke

“This NYT correction just gets better and better”

Corrections and clarifications have long been a fairly reliable source of low-key entertainment, particularly where the error is one that clearly should never have happened. In an article about the recently married couple, actor and playwright Kate Hammill and fellow actor Jason O’Connell, the New York Times made some careless typos …and one humongous and […] The post “This NYT correction just gets better and better” appeared first on The Poke.
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These 16 stories of kids embarrassing their parents are delightfully cringeworthy - the poke

These 16 stories of kids embarrassing their parents are delightfully cringeworthy

It’s definitely in the job description for children to embarrass their parents, and the bigger the audience the better. Radio presenter Kat Cowan shared one such incident, in which we can’t help feeling there was a bit of an own goal. Tell me about a time your kid embarrassed you…. Me? trying to stop my […] The post These 16 stories of kids embarrassing their parents are delightfully cringeworthy appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 9 hours ago
An animal shelter ad for the “world’s worst cat” is brutally honest – but very funny - the poke

An animal shelter ad for the “world’s worst cat” is brutally honest – but very funny

Animal shelters are fantastic places, giving a second chance to the unwashed and unwanted of the animal world, matching them up with new families and a better life. It isn’t always easy, though, as this advert from the Mitchell County Animal Rescue centre shows. Here’s the text that went with it. Meet Perdita, not for […] The post An animal shelter ad for the “world’s worst cat” is brutally honest – but very funny appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 10 hours ago
This horrified bloke gave his sister his old phone but forgot to delete the ‘homework’ folder - the poke

This horrified bloke gave his sister his old phone but forgot to delete the ‘homework’ folder

Now this isn’t necessarily a lesson we all need to learn – not you, I’m sure not, absolutely out of the question – but it’s a salutary lesson for, shall we say, some people. Just not us. It’s a devastating tale shared on the TIFU – ‘Today I Fucked Up’ – subReddit by JustaYeetingMat that […] The post This horrified bloke gave his sister his old phone but forgot to delete the ‘homework’ folder appeared first on The Poke.
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The Famous “DQ Dad” Reunites With His Sons At The Same Restaurant, And They Get Their Own Family Booth - bored panda

The Famous “DQ Dad” Reunites With His Sons At The Same Restaurant, And They Get Their Own Family Booth

Not so long ago, a man from the suburbs of Atlanta has made the internet tear up with just a few Instagram posts. In them, Brandt Barber shared pictures he took of himself and his sons at a local Dairy Queen in Forsyth County, Georgia, over the years. For about seven years, the family would go to the same place, sit in the same booth, order the same things, and see the same staff.
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Simply 23 very funny nicknames that people ended up with at work - the poke

Simply 23 very funny nicknames that people ended up with at work

It all started when the great @jamieeast asked this on Twitter. What’s the best nickname a work colleague of yours has got? My favourite is one I heard Johnny Vaughan talk about – one place called a lad Levi’s because he always went home at 5:01. — Jamie East (@jamieeast) January 25, 2020 And it […] The post Simply 23 very funny nicknames that people ended up with at work appeared first on The Poke.
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This Resort In Thailand Allows You To Sleep In A See-Through Dome Surrounded By Rescue Elephants - bored panda

This Resort In Thailand Allows You To Sleep In A See-Through Dome Surrounded By Rescue Elephants

Thailand is known for its breathtaking nature, stunning wildlife and relaxing tropical weather, making it the perfect holiday destination for lovers of the outdoors. To bring travelers even closer to nature, there a resort that allows you to stay in a bubble, literally. Located in northern Thailand, The Anantara Golden Triangle Elephant Camp & Resort attracts sightseers in with their unique transparent bubble suites with a stunning view to the area populated with elephants.
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Fans Are Sharing Kobe Bryant’s Moving Oscar-Winning Short Film ‘Dear Basketball’ - bored panda

Fans Are Sharing Kobe Bryant’s Moving Oscar-Winning Short Film ‘Dear Basketball’

Kobe, who was 41, was not only a 5-time NBA champion and Los Angeles Lakers legend, but also an Oscar winner.
bored panda - 1 day ago
Watch the hilarious moment Lewis Capaldi’s face gave away his opinion of the karaoke singer - the poke

Watch the hilarious moment Lewis Capaldi’s face gave away his opinion of the karaoke singer

We love Lewis Capaldi. The young Scottish singer hasn’t just taken the charts by storm on both sides of the Atlantic, but he has a fantastic sense of humour that he frequently shares on Social media. He was recently caught on camera by someone watching a Twitter user and drummer named Deano do a bit […] The post Watch the hilarious moment Lewis Capaldi’s face gave away his opinion of the karaoke singer appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 1 day ago
“We need to talk about Tristan da Cunha’s place names” - the poke

“We need to talk about Tristan da Cunha’s place names”

Who doesn’t love a silly place name? There are thousands of them across the globe, like the NSFW pair of Twatt in Scotland and Fucking in Austria, as well as just plain daft ones, such as Boring, Oregon and My Large Intestine, Texas – yes, that’s real. It seems, however, that a considerable number of […] The post “We need to talk about Tristan da Cunha’s place names” appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 1 day ago
This creepy umbrella animation is very impressive, but absolutely terrifying - the poke

This creepy umbrella animation is very impressive, but absolutely terrifying

Russian animator Patiffonka has shared a creation that will have you looking at your umbrella in a very different way, and it’s not for arachnophobes. #Patiffonka pic.twitter.com/BxemzsO2Na — Patiffonka (@Patiffonka) January 23, 2020 We apologise if this is going to haunt your dreams for the foreseeable future. Here’s what other people thought of it. Some […] The post This creepy umbrella animation is very impressive, but absolutely terrifying appeared first on The Poke.
the poke - 1 day ago
22 Things You Will Understand If You Were Born Before The ’90s - bored panda

22 Things You Will Understand If You Were Born Before The ’90s

As an '80s kid, I'm often nostalgic about that era. I created this comic series called “Strange things from the past” because some things are better now and some things were better then. I had a blast making it.
bored panda - 1 day ago
15 album covers that aimed for seductive but landed on cringeworthy - the poke

15 album covers that aimed for seductive but landed on cringeworthy

Album covers feature a wealth of cool, creepy and cringeworthy stuff, with some covers becoming iconic, including the Beatles’ Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club album, and others becoming notorious, such as David Bowie’s Diamond Dogs full spread. Over at sadanduseless.com, where they’re neither of those things, they’ve been looking at album covers that tried that […] The post 15 album covers that aimed for seductive but landed on cringeworthy appeared first on The Poke.
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The Brexit 50p coin is about to land and these 15 people aren’t keen on the change - the poke

The Brexit 50p coin is about to land and these 15 people aren’t keen on the change

After a couple of false starts due to the extensions messing up the dates, Friday 31st January will finally see the introduction of the Brexit 50p into general circulation. Chancellor Sajid Javid posed for a triumphant picture, like a kid showing off the shiny they got from their latest pack of Panini stickers. Brexit day […] The post The Brexit 50p coin is about to land and these 15 people aren’t keen on the change appeared first on The Poke.
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This guy’s query about dodgy driving didn’t elicit the police response he was expecting

This guy’s query about dodgy driving didn’t elicit the police response he was expecting

the poke - 2 weeks ago

This driver thought he was doing the decent thing by tweeting police with this picture of what he assumed might be dubious driving on behalf of this lorry driver.

And the police responded to confirm that yes, indeed, it was illegal. Just not in the way he was expecting.

Arresting stuff. (But what about the lorry driver, though?)

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This guy aggressively tailgated this ambulance and the paramedics response will have you cheering

Source Reddit

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